The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

I think bob is yanking your plank

He is 

I’m basically referring to now Bob not in the Wenger years. However, if you asked me to compare them both which difficult coz the game changed so much I’d still say the noisy neighbours. 🤢

For me it’s Arsenal. That bergkamp Henry pires front three and vieira bossing midfield…

For me it’s Arsenal. That bergkamp Henry pires front three and vieira bossing midfield…

Arguably the best of their time.

Arguably the best of their time.

Without doubt I reckon…. And not created by cheating! Petit and vieira cost peanuts.

I suppose the lack of pace in defence city could have pinpointed….but then again Adams and keown were proper defenders…

Actually they had pace… I’m years off with adams and keown…

Ashley Cole, Lauren, Campbell and Toure

That arsenal team was one of the few teams I was genuinely worried about playing

That arsenal team was one of the few teams I was genuinely worried about playing

It’s like the old Ali vs Tyson question I guess….
We will never know.
But Arsenal didn’t spend trillions to achieve it so they get my vote.

Why you looking at your phone whilst driving?

Daft c**t.

Think you read his post wrong way Baz. It was just banter. 

Think you read his post wrong way Baz. It was just banter. 

But….. I did find out that volcano I witnessed. Apparently, according to bbc, it was a massive factory fire in Mansfield. I was going to reply earlier but I was doing 90 in a 30 zone and my phone kept jumping out my lap every time I lifted over a speed bump.

But….. I did find out that volcano I witnessed. Apparently, according to bbc, it was a massive factory fire in Mansfield. I was going to reply earlier but I was doing 90 in a 30 zone and my phone kept jumping out my lap every time I lifted over a speed bump.

 

Fcuking freak.

Fcuking freak.

Watching city play is pure joy. Makes me all emotional when I think about how they worked so hard to get to where they are at.
In fact, I’m beginning to cry now. Thanks Keith.

He’s there again. 🤦‍♂️

You just know it’s if but when!! He gets another hatrick today…

Listen to him..."My legacy is exceptional" One Mr Pep Guardiola. Not a phrase Our "Outstanding" boss would think let alone say, even though it's undoubtedly true.

Are all the charges against Man City now forgotten? A tainted manufactured club. I’ve zero feeling about them winning the champions league…like their league titles they should have an asterisk after them. Fake.

Anyone praising Man City for the 'way they go about' playing football can only be classed as idiots.

Anyone with a semblance of values and sense would realise just how false and without merit it all is, including the football. It's not just the billions of dollars spent to buy success. It's the sheer gravitas of being allowed to continue doing it after buying out and corrupting the 'higher' courts like CAS and such. And those supporters of Man City...jeesus. Talk about living a tragic existence. Boasting that you support Man City...it's like them boasting about their sex doll girlfriend.

at least now Real are out we can get fully behind Inter. I dont find their play exciting but very much coached to the last minute detail. They will only hold on to their titles if they can get enough lawyers or more expensive lawyers than the FA.

"Going for the title is like serving for Wimbledon" said Pep today.

It is kind of like that isn't it...only in Man City's case it's like serving for Wimbledon while doped up on every performance enhancing drug available.

And besides, Pep would know all about being doped up given his history.

https://twitter.com/BBCRosAtkins/status/1660036019872301056?s=20

BBC's Ros Atkins deciding to pour piss on City's parade this evening.

And yet nothing will be done. I’m almost 100% sure of that.

https://twitter.com/BBCRosAtkins/status/1660036019872301056?s=20

BBC's Ros Atkins deciding to pour piss on City's parade this evening.

I'm glad someone is saying something.

On the other hand you've got the likes of James Ducker painting City as some sort of victim of bullying here:

https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/1660018800253698054

Not seen any images, but I believe that the sold put emptihad of the newly crowned EPL champions may be like their income... ie misleading.

Not seen any images, but I believe that the sold put emptihad of the newly crowned EPL champions may be like their income... ie misleading.

That’s standard for them