The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

I'll re-phrase - is he enough of a loss to Citeh that it could mean they won't win the title again this year? [or other trophies]  With the squad they have, imho think they can absorb it.  Whereas most teams would not.  That was the point.

With him or without him they'll be 1st or 2nd.

KDB out 4 months...that's huge for the chasing pack.


Doesn't matter who they try to play in his spot, whoever it is, won't do half the thing KDB tries or does.

So happy fkn days..  sucked in you cu*ts!

Next to go down Haaland with a hair problem! 

Said after the CL final KDB is pretty much finished. Been limping around football pitches for last 12 to 18 months.

He's not as good as he was 3-5 years ago but he's still a very good player. I've not looked at his stats but I think he is a player who has had a few injuries over his career and this might be taking a toll on him.

City are able to cope without him for 3-4 months, they have plenty of other options. They might not be able to function at their full potential but they will still have enough quality to beat most teams relatively easily.

 

He's not as good as he was 3-5 years ago but he's still a very good player. I've not looked at his stats but I think he is a player who has had a few injuries over his career and this might be taking a toll on him.

City are able to cope without him for 3-4 months, they have plenty of other options. They might not be able to function at their full potential but they will still have enough quality to beat most teams relatively easily.

The F**k are you talking about? He was unreal last season

The F**k are you talking about? He was unreal last season

He wasn't towards the end of it. He was just getting by in games mainly limping around the field and wincing every time he had to exert himself.

No doubt he is absolutely quality but I think his body is letting him down. 

The F**k are you talking about? He was unreal last season

Still outstanding but could see towards the end he was running at 70%

I was surprised they played him at the weekend after he hadn’t had many mins

Looks like an op on his hamstring

To be fair last time he was out they handled it quite well. With all the new changes and players that have left now I don’t know. 🤷‍♂️

There is an opportunity this season for a club to beat them to the title. I thought it would be Arsenal but I see Timber is out with an ACL. Big loss for them

There is an opportunity this season for a club to beat them to the title. I thought it would be Arsenal but I see Timber is out with an ACL. Big loss for them

Didn’t know that but even without Timber I still think they’re the main threat. They’ve had a good summer transfer window.

Seville beating City 1-0

if Newcastle are as good as the pundits think they need to take something from this but I think City will rip them a new one

if Newcastle are as good as the pundits think they need to take something from this but I think City will rip them a new one

I don't know who on here said we need to be worried about Newcastle, but they must be having a laugh as the Geordies have been sh*te in that first half. And city seem to be strolling at 1-0.

Think City are a cut above they move the ball so quickly and they will take some catching but football can be a funny game so lets see what the table says in May24

Gordon again leaves his studs in and not even a card or a free kick not even a VAR check useless pricks

You just know we would of got a red for that

Guimaeres gets a yellow for a worse challenge on Foden.

You're having a F***ing laugh!!!

Folden a wimp, love to slap a haddock round his face   

Folden a wimp, love to slap a haddock round his face   

Still a very good footballer, but like Grealish goes down far too easily and cynically knows when to do it too.

Still a very good footballer, but like Grealish goes down far too easily and cynically knows when to do it too.

Grealish the better of the two for manufacturing fouls out of thin air though. 😂

Peanut head missing from next two home games after having back surgery in Barcelona.

Looks like they've done a deal for Doku. 55m

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1694428088266809708?s=12&t=_4uI6CiVRqge8WqM7F37Iw

Interesting signing

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1694428088266809708?s=12&t=_4uI6CiVRqge8WqM7F37Iw

Interesting signing

They’re signing squad players.

How many hatricks is this kunt getting this year?