Comedians...

In case any of you are not familiar with the greatest ever......a wee taster:

George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

George Carlin...The Best Ever! The man sums up just about all of my personal philosophies.

I quite like Chis Rock, too.

I don't know many of the British comedians, besides Eddie Izzard & Ricky Gervais. I've never seen Gervais' stand-up, but I have seen Izzard's. He had me rolling.

Does Steve Coogan do stand-up? I've thought he was hilarious in everything I've seen him in. I just look at him and start giggling.

Michael McIntyre is my favourite at the moment.....love him to bits.

I have to agree, I have his DVD and he is absolutely hilarious!

Freddie Starr, the fella is quality. An audience with him was on tonight on ITV3. Not the most orthodox comedian but still funnier than most.

Best comedians of all time -

Billy Connolly
Jesper Carrot
Dave Allen

Best at the moment -

Jimmy Carr.

Favourite's Frankie Boyle.

By an absolute mile.

Then probably McIntyre. Both completely different to each other - but both very funny.

Agree with Ross, but McIntyre, then Boyle.

Other than that I'll say the black guy that was on Comedy Roadshow a good few months ago now, completely forgot his name though. Anyone?

Don't know if he's been mentioned but John Bishop the scouse comedian is very funny, I hadn't really heard of him till he came on the comedy roadshow with Rhod Gilbert, but he was great, so good that I'm considering getting his DVD. Anyone seen him?

In case any of you are not familiar with the greatest ever......a wee taster:

George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

George Carlin is a legend.

I went to see Russell Howard last night, all I can say is WHAT A FUNNY GUY.

Spoke about wanting to be a Unicorn when he grew up due to being able to Stab people with his head,
How Lady Gaga would be put in a home if she was 50+, as she is insane.
Getting blowjobs and noticing Cotton Buds.
And Harry Potter sex

Funny as hell, and I would recommend you all get to see him if the chance arizes.

Theo Maassen, he's dutch so unfortunately I can't show any clips, but he's genius, seen him perform several times. A nice story, he's a big PSV Eindhoven fan. In 2001 he was a guest in a dutch football talkshow. Apparently they had asked him to bring a football relic of some kind. So what does he bring? The actual UEFA cup PSV won in 1978! The tv host and the other guest(Stan Valckx, former PSV player) were both completely flabbergasted. He stole it on the day one of his best friend's became father of a daughter, and he gave it as a present to his daughter. Apparently he was pissed at PSV at the time because of some stuff that was going on.

I wanna see Russel Howard and Frankie Boyle live!

Favourite of all time: Billy Connolly

Current favourites: Frankie Boyle, Rhos Gilbert, John Bishop, Jeff Dunham.

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Who's that guy who appears on Mock The Week sometimes? Think he's American. His jokes are usually very short and are frequently a play on words. Tall with brown/black hair.

Greg Proops?

Who's that guy who appears on Mock The Week sometimes? Think he's American. His jokes are usually very short and are frequently a play on words. Tall with brown/black hair.

Stewart Francis?

Stewart Francis on Family - Mock the Week - BBC Two

He's hilarious!

That's the fella!!

Thank you!!

Jimmy Carr,
Bill Bailey,
Dara O'Briain,
Ed Byrne,
Stewart Francis,
Jack Dee,
Frankie Boyle,
Michael McIntyre.

There's my favourites. Top Drawer.

I'd subtract Ed Byrne and Stewart Francis simply because Ed Byrne is a tw*t. I'm Irish and I think he's a c**t. Don't know the other guy.

I'd add Tommy Tiernan and Hugh Dennis to that list though.

Really?

I don't find him funny but I think he seems like a decent fella.

Going to see Frankie Boyle tonight, cant wait  

Hopefully I'll be even more up for it after we get 3 points!

Gotta be the funniest film ever made.

BRIAN:
Aah.
ROY:
Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.

BRIAN:
A what?
[slap]
Aaagh.
ROY:
This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?

GUARD #1:
A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir.
ROY:
Wight! Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus?
BIGGUS DICKUS:
Hm hm hm hm hm.

CENTURION:
Hail Caesar!
ROY:
Hail.
CENTURION:
The crowd outside is getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please.
ROY:
Disperse them? But I haven't addwessed them yet.
CENTURION:
Ah, no. I know sir, but--
ROY:
My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it.
CENTURION:
Hail Caesar.
BIGGUS:
Hail Thaethar!
CENTURION:
You're not-- ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir?
ROY:
Give it a miss?
CENTURION:
Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir.
ROY:
Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.
CENTURION:
A... bit thundery, sir.
ROY:
Take him away.
BRIAN:
I'm a Roman! I-- I can prove it, honestly!
ROY:
And cwucify him well! Biggus.
CENTURION:
Ah, I-- I really wouldn't, sir.
ROY:
Out of the way, Centuwion.
BIGGUS:
Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.


 

Couldn't resist, considering the speech impediment.  As for comedians, I really like what I've seen of Adam Hills.

Going to see Frankie Boyle tonight, cant wait 

Hopefully I'll be even more up for it after we get 3 points!

Brilliant, would love to see him, hope you have a good time.

Going to see Frankie Boyle tonight, cant wait 

Hopefully I'll be even more up for it after we get 3 points!

Hope you enjoy his sick an shock humour.

Got some sh*t in the echo last week for his on-stage comments about Madeleine McCann.

John Bishop has to be my favorite at the moment, or Frankie Boyle but he's gone very quiet lately.

John is brilliant. Going to see lee Evans next October.