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      Jeff Stelling Soccer Saturday Game

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      nickykop
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      Jeff Stelling Soccer Saturday Game
      Aug 02, 2009 05:23:05 pm
      If your unlucky enough to not get to watch the game, then this game should be played by all. Be warned, you need to be a BIG drinker.

      Current Rules:

      - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
      - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
      - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
      imbibed during this period.
      - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
      - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
      - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
      - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
      - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
      - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
      - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
      - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
      - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
      - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
      - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
      - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
      - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
      - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
      - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
      - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
      - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
      - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
      - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
      - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
      - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
      - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
      - Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink
      - Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila.


      Can't claim to have created it, but here's the facebook page of it http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2229158381&topic=10920#/group.php?gid=2229158381

      I have managed to complete the full 90 minutes, but christ it's hard!
      REDMAN
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      Re: Jeff Stelling Soccer Saturday Game
      Reply #1: Aug 03, 2009 05:05:52 pm
      This sounds right up my street!!
      ShanerB
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      Re: Jeff Stelling Soccer Saturday Game
      Reply #2: Aug 03, 2009 06:40:57 pm
      I'd probably be too pissed after 20mins to be able to follow all those rules!

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