Footballers on Facebook

Don't know whether this should go in here or in the Gen. Football forum so mods feel free to move it if necessary.

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this

Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this

Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged

Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz

Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this

Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook

Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum

Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.

Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q

Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou

"The Chosen One" is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

Very good, very good

Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

 

Love the first one! Brilliant.

My mate who is a Manure fan sent me this on an email so I though i'd share it.

Not sure where he got it from though???

Footballers life on facebook

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Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in?
Gareth Barry likes this
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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

Jermaine Jenas likes this
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday z
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto z
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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"The Chosen One" is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

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Rio Ferdinand feels like a pr**k after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
Dirk Kuyt likes this
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mark hughes sent jolean lescott invitation to join the group 'Mancity'

invite was rejected

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Steven Gerrard has created a group, "Court, it's F***ing easy!"

Eric Cantona does not like this
Joey Barton does not like this

I dont get it, its obv not real...

And very obviously a joke based on current and past football events.

Pretty funny though.

Steven Gerrard has created a group, "Court, is f**king easy!"

Ok so i edited it a bit but it was just screaming out to be done

"Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook"

Merged these two topics as they are obviously the same thing.

Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

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"The Chosen One" is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

Also liked these two very much!

John Terry... wishes his mum would stop shagging that Scouser!
Jamie Carragher likes this

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Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

Haha these are quality

Indeed, very funny lads.

David Bentley used to be a rising star but got caught drink driving

Prince Naseem Hamed likes this.

Ha these are great gave me a couple of chuckles

Very good!

Jamie Carragher has a sore head

Martin Skrtel likes this

Alberto Aquilani - I am not like Alonso

Luton Town and Newcastle United like this

"The Chosen One" has had a bad weekend.

Arsene Wenger Likes this.

Rafa thinks the team should have had 3 penalties!

Phil Dowd likes this.

Silva joins Liverpool


Fergie  : Why dont facebook give us a dislke button! :@

Ryan Babel retires from football to persue a rap career.

40 million Kopites like this.