X Factor 09

I believe it starts tonight doesn't it?

I love the auditions. Especially the bad ones!

Let's hope there's more of this!! (My favourite part is around 1:12 minutes)

Worst X Factor Audition Ever - Onka

Hate the X Factor

So boring and overrated.

I don't watch it normally but I caught the first couple of shows last year and I'll be tuniing in again tonight just for the bad bits.  They were hilarious last year 

I believe it starts tonight doesn't it?

I love the auditions. Especially the bad ones!

Let's hope there's more of this!! (My favourite part is around 1:12 minutes)

Worst X Factor Audition Ever - Onka

OMG!  The looks on the judges faces, quality that

I love X-factor..... it's funny as F**k the auditions...don't know how any one can say that its sh*t, especially the auditions, some of them are cringeworthy and hillarious to watch.

I love X-factor..... it's funny as F**k the auditions...don't know how any one can say that its sh*t, especially the auditions, some of them are cringeworthy and hillarious to watch.

Agreed mate! Some funny ones on tonight!

OMG!  The looks on the judges faces, quality that

I love the way he says at the end 'I've been in karaoke finals without even looking at the screen!'

This guy isnt baddd

That bloke at the end was amazing....real good singer, can't believe the bird turned up with her sister the one who got evicted and lived in a car with the family and pets she's just awfull

Did you see that gangster (not) who was rapping for teenagers being not all the same then he goes and shouts his mouth off

Yeah that's what my sister said, such an idiot, just take it you can't sing, don't moan about the judges not knowng what they're talking about dick, you can't sing, you can't rap just go home and cry yourself to sleep

This guy was amazing...., his eyes remind me of those on the new drug driving advert

The X Factor 2009 - Danyl - Auditions 1 (itv.com/xfactor)

This girl was also good.............

Auditions 1 - Stacey (itv.com/xfactor)

Cheryl Cole is just stunning

This guy was amazing...., his eyes remind me of those on the new drug driving advert

This girl was also good.............

Cheryl Cole is just stunning

TRUE.

Brilliant nights entertainment, p*ssed myself laughing at some of them !!    That fella at the end was brilliant and also the girl at the beginning ' Stacey".

Looking forward to next weeks 

Game over, that Mr Johnson, I think his name is, has fu**ed up the whole series. Winner.

Enjoyed it last night and i agree that the last act was brilliant, going to take something special to beat that.

What made him so good was the fact that he became a different person once the music started. Truly inspired and inspiring. Really good.

Simon Cowell's teeth are a new shade of white though aren't they? Jesus!

I like how he wears the same clothes everyday and for every year's x factor and probably Britain's Got Talent, Simon change from the one grey top and one pair of jeans you have, although they probably cost more than my house.

He probably changes it every 5 seconds while filming. They probably go through 25 thousand grey Armani custom made t-shirts for every episode.

His hair's still sh*t as well. Makes his head look like a cuboid.

Whiter than white,

That girl earlier on was good as well and quite fit i might add as well (and i don't mean the one with the sister)

Cheryl Tweedy's (I refuse to say Cole) little facial sexy flirty things are f***in boss aren't they? Shame she's F***ing a ratweasel.

i know she does it so well, keeps me tuned in