X Factor 09

McCartney's looking more and more like Ken Dodd every time I see him!

Are we all in the same boat here - missus won't let you watch Sports Personalty of The Year either?   

I'll go along with that to save face

Looking proper arld now though isn't he?

He is, but he can still belt out a song, and show these young un's how it's done.

Here we go.

No adverts first?

Here we go

10 million votes!

That git Cowell is rolling in it!

Hubba hubba Cheryls tits

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!

....and the winner is.........Joe

Joe











c**t

Well in Joe lad

Joe did it then, well done young man.

I think Joe's just come.

Aw, he looks like he can't believe he's won.  Well done Joe!

It's cheered me up that.

Well in Joe!

Still thought Danyl was the best singer though.

I think Joe's just come.

So would you if Cheryl was sticking her knockers in yer face!

Well in Joe!

Still thought Danyl was the best singer though.

You were wrong

So would you if Cheryl was sticking her knockers in yer face!

Fair point. I'd come if I was in the same room as her mate.

Are we all in the same boat here - missus won't let you watch Sports Personalty of The Year either?  

Edit: just as well - thon shaved monkey Giggs won it!

Ha. It's live on BBC Sport website anyway.

I didn't watch because

A) Can't stand Gary Lineker.

B) Thought Ryan Giggs would win it because all the Manc tw*ts will have been on redial for the past week.

Fair point. I'd come if I was in the same room as her mate.

I would suck the exhaust pipe of the van that brings her dirty underwear to the laundrette!

It visibly really affected Joe winning it didnt it, bless him.

Right. 5-4 Ding. BBC2.

Hahahahahahahahahaha I have power of the TV back!