X Factor 09

Why aye pet!  

I'm dreading when Olly gets told he's the winner. His big fat cartoon head will explode.

I hope not If Cheryl starts to really cry, I'll have to make an excuse to go to leave the room or our lass and the bairn will think I'm a right soft arse.

Louis reckons that sh*te "will sell a million".........who the F**k buys this crap? I wouldn't even be arsed stealing it.

Louis has had one too many shrooms mate.

Eh? Olly's not gonna be the winner you pleb!

Shut up you texan! He's well gonna win it. That doesn't mean I want him to though.

I hope not If Cheryl starts to really cry, I'll have to make an excuse to go to leave the room or our lass and the bairn will think I'm a right soft arse.

Our lass! Hahaha!

It's Louis who buys it.

And he sleeps in the studio.

And he doesn't shave between series'.

George Michael - what a load of F***ing sh*te!

Shut up you texan! He's well gonna win it. That doesn't mean I want him to though.

NO chance. I've got Joe on redial.










Kidding.

That was an awful song from George Michael  :


So is anybody actually voting/voted?

I've voted Joe, well the bairn has six times so far

JD voted for Jedward a couple of hundred times.

Nah!

I'd rather see that 118 247 song go to Xmas No. 1!

I wouldn't want to encourage 'em. I hope they both lose. 

I think it's just a shame they don't have more adverts.

I think it's just a shame they don't have more adverts.

. Me too.

Baby you can drive my car! Great song!

Love this song!

Are we all in the same boat here - missus won't let you watch Sports Personalty of The Year either?  

Edit: just as well - thon shaved monkey Giggs won it!

Joe doesn't know the words!

Are we all in the same boat here - missus won't let you watch Sports Personalty of The Year either? 

Yes. That's true for me!

Are we all in the same boat here - missus won't let you watch Sports Personalty of The Year either? 

Count yourself lucky you didn't watch it mate.

Let's have a bit of 'Hey Dude!'.

That was an awful song from George Michael  :

Are you serious!

Now this is what you call a star.....take the stage Mr McCartney.

Now this is what you call a star.....take the stage Mr McCartney.

Looking proper arld now though isn't he?

Macca - what a legend!