The completely random comment thread

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. So If you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich.

Random thread is random.

A fork stuck in the road.

Beni-dorm.

Beni-dorm.

You got your bucket and spade 

Bet you're getting excited.

You got your bucket and spade 

Bet you're getting excited.

Aye, pretty much. Not got the bucket and spade though. Just changed some money to Euros and it gave me a smile.  Been a while since I've spent some Euros.

^

When are ya going RK?

That's why you should never trust a camel.

^

When are ya going RK?

Saturday afternoon, LP. Only for a few days like but it's better than nothing. Just wish I was going for longer! Flying with Ryan Air as well, never flown with them before. Heard great things about flying with Ryan Air.   

That's why you should never trust a camel.

Apart from Fridays.

Got myself into a bad sleeping routine, need to get back to normal sharpish because I'm starting my IT tech course on Monday.

9am start, how will i manage that when i don't nod off until 4am.

Saturday afternoon, LP. Only for a few days like but it's better than nothing. Just wish I was going for longer! Flying with Ryan Air as well, never flown with them before. Heard great things about flying with Ryan Air.   

Enjoy the break mate

Enjoy the break mate

Cheers lar! I'll bring sticky vicky back for you. 

Got myself into a bad sleeping routine, need to get back to normal sharpish because I'm starting my IT tech course on Monday.

9am start, how will i manage that when i don't nod off until 4am.

Friday and Saturday, drink half a bottle of scotch before 8pm. By Sunday night, being awake at 10pm will freak you out and you'll just go to bed and go asleep to make it go away.

What? It might work!

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Saturday afternoon, LP. Only for a few days like but it's better than nothing. Just wish I was going for longer! Flying with Ryan Air as well, never flown with them before. Heard great things about flying with Ryan Air.   

NOOO! Not Ryanair!!!
Prepare yourself for the worst flight EVER!
No just joking, they're not too bad to fly with (...although I strongly suggest a few bevy's before you take off)
Have a good one, remember us here in the cold, wind, rain while your sunning yourself by the pool... Room for a little one?

Red kenny what you doing,
dont marry her

Friday and Saturday, drink half a bottle of scotch before 8pm. By Sunday night, being awake at 10pm will freak you out and you'll just go to bed and go asleep to make it go away.

What? It might work!

Ill give that a bash mate. 

Another heavy drinking weekend, oh no 

NOOO! Not Ryanair!!!
Prepare yourself for the worst flight EVER!
No just joking, they're not too bad to fly with (...although I strongly suggest a few bevy's before you take off)
Have a good one, remember us here in the cold, wind, rain while your sunning yourself by the pool... Room for a little one?

I think Easyjet takes the award for worst flight ever. The take off was scary.

Enjoy yourself redkenny.

Never took budget airlines before, but I read one airline had made customers angry for needing to pay money to use the loo in the plane!

Lmao just got a proper mouthful of the missus, she's stopping her at sisters for the weekend she just text me said she was missing me & the bairn so I sent her one back saying "I know how your feeling, I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

Lmao just got a proper mouthful of the missus, she's stopping her at sisters for the weekend she just text me said she was missing me & the bairn so I sent her one back saying "I know how your feeling, I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

that is 'Qwality'

Lmao just got a proper mouthful of the missus, she's stopping her at sisters for the weekend she just text me said she was missing me & the bairn so I sent her one back saying "I know how your feeling, I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

  Fibber !!

Haha, just remembered. When I was going from my Mum's before my Mum said to my sister, 'Don't forget to take your cheese', as she'd bought her a big block of cheese. I nonchalantly, as I strolled into the hall where my Dad was putting his shoes on, sang to the tune of 'I Got Stripes' by Johnny Cash, 'I got cheese, cheese around my shoulders', and my Dad pissed himself laughing, thinking of something very double entendre and saying something about balls on my chin!

He literally must have snorted snot down his nose he pissed himself laughing so hard!

NOOO! Not Ryanair!!!
Prepare yourself for the worst flight EVER!
No just joking, they're not too bad to fly with (...although I strongly suggest a few bevy's before you take off)
Have a good one, remember us here in the cold, wind, rain while your sunning yourself by the pool... Room for a little one?

  You little minx. By the way, every single day it's supposed rain when I'm there. Great! Still wanna come?  

Red kenny what you doing,
dont marry her

I'm not marrying her mate but she is comedy in it. I would not mind marrying this one from Benidorm though:

Enjoy yourself redkenny.

Never took budget airlines before, but I read one airline had made customers angry for needing to pay money to use the loo in the plane!

Thanks mate. I think?

Haha, just remembered. When I was going from my Mum's before my Mum said to my sister, 'Don't forget to take your cheese', as she'd bought her a big block of cheese. I nonchalantly, as I strolled into the hall where my Dad was putting his shoes on, sang to the tune of 'I Got Stripes' by Johnny Cash, 'I got cheese, cheese around my shoulders', and my Dad pissed himself laughing, thinking of something very double entendre and saying something about balls on my chin!

He literally must have snorted snot down his nose he pissed himself laughing so hard!