Your Favorite Movie Quotes

We all love movies and one of the key factors to our enjoying it is the dialogue whether the movie is horror or a comedy or a drama. And, it's often the lines we quote more than anything. I could go on with many, many movie quotes, but I'll start with this one that always cracks me up...

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

 

Can anyone guess where it's from?

Which are your favorites?

'What's the matter, a little extra cheese on the taco?' - Me, Myself and Irene.

That's the first thing that came to mind. I absolutely wet myself when I saw it.

"Ah Tyrone.  You silly fat b*****d"

Errol and Jon in Snatch while watching CCTV of the robbery.

This film has loads of my favourite quotes.

'What's the matter, a little extra cheese on the taco?' - Me, Myself and Irene.

That's the first thing that came to mind. I absolutely wet myself when I saw it.

"Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?" .. That whole scene is hilarious!

"Ah Tyrone.  You silly fat b*****d"

Errol and Jon in Snatch while watching CCTV of the robbery.

This film has loads of my favourite quotes.

YES!

"You take sugar?"
"No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough."

Awesome. You're right. There's a ton more good quotes there. This movie just made the weekend's must-watch list.

Awesome. You're right. There's a ton more good quotes there. This movie just made the weekend's must-watch list.

Cousin Avi  "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible"

BR, Austin Powers bloody hilarious!

One of my favourite movies to quote is Anchorman, there are just so many from that movie! And also Dodgeball as well

"Im going to punch you in the overies, thats what im going to do do. Yep, right to the babymaker"

"Necessary? Do you think its Necessary for me to drink my own urine?? No, but i do it anyway because its sterile and i like the taste"

"I aint crazy and i aint a guy"

"And would someone catch a god-damn ball! Its like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

Dodgeball is hilarious.

White Goodman  "Hello Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialise"

Kate " Your not. I'm off the clock"

White "Well, isnt that convenient for you. And the clock"

White Goodman is Stillers best creation. Absolutely ridiculous!!

'THIS IS SPARTAN!'

"Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?" .. That whole scene is hilarious!

Hahaha yeah that's great! I was on about when he's in the supermarket though and the woman is buying 'Vagiclean'.

This can't be quoted, but is possibly the funniest movie quote of the last 20 years.

Bruce Almighty - Steve Carell

"I don't wanna be like everybody else, that's why I'm a mod. See?" (Jimmy in Quadrophenia)

"Look sir, you talk about the High Command and the Luftwaffe then the SS and the Gestapo. To me we're they're the same, we're fighting the bloody lot. There's only one way to put it Sir, they are the common enemy of anybody who believes in freedom." (Big X in The Great Escape)

"They do love an arsehole these Geordies." (Stokes in McVicar)

"He's saying the birds are scroungers." (Life of Brian)

"It's a beautiful land Wilson, they're not gonna get it." (Mainwearing in Dad's Army the movie)

Not a big fan of movies but I'm watching Mrs Doubtfire, a film back in the 90s. Have to say its absolute comedy and quality.

Mrs Doubtfire: Ohh thank you, dear. Yes, touch me again and I'll drown you ya b***ard!

Been desperately trying to find a site to watch that movie, it was shown in school but my teacher hasn't finished screening the movie.

'Of course he's not the F***ing farmer'

'Offer him yourself, its you he wants'

'Broadshore calling danny boy, come in danny boy'

Nicholas Angel: You've got a mustache.

Andy: I know.


redsonfire that's a hilarious movie. One of Robin Williams best IMO (Death to Smoochy anyone?)


lester76 I don't know that one. I didn't know a few of DLS' either. I need to catch up here.

Gow's vid came up as unavailable in my country due to copyright restrictions.

Snatch..........

Turkish: What have you got a gun for Tommy ?

Tommy: Protection Turkish

Turkish: Protection from what ?, Ze Germans ?

Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Class quote.

Gow's vid came up as unavailable in my country due to copyright restrictions.

Ahh, sorry mate. It's the scene from Bruce Almighty where Evan Baxter is reading the news and Bruce is making him talk gibberish. Had me crying with laughter on a few occasions!

Ahh, sorry mate. It's the scene from Bruce Almighty where Evan Baxter is reading the news and Bruce is making him talk gibberish. Had me crying with laughter on a few occasions!

Me too mate. Genius that.

Another one I thought of was from Anchorman. I can't remember the exact words but it was something like 'I'm in a box of emotion!' I cried with laughter.

JULES:
"Goddamn Jimmie, this is some
serious gourmet sh*t. Me an'
Vincent woulda been satisfied with
freeze-dried Tasters Choice. You
spring this gourmet f***in' sh*t on
us. What flavour is this?"

JIMMIE:
"Knock it off, Julie."

JULES:
"What?"

JIMMIE:
"I'm not a cobb of corn, so you can
stop butterin' me up. I don't need
you to tell me how good my coffee
is. I'm the one who buys it, I
know how f***in' good it is. When
Bonnie goes shoppin, she buys
sh*t. I buy the gourmet expensive
stuff 'cause when I drink it, I
wanna taste it. But what's on my
mind at this moment isn't the
coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead
nigger in my garage."

JULES:
"Jimmie...."

JIMMIE:
"I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
a question, Jules. When you drove
in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead nigger
storage?"

Jules starts to "Jimmie" him

JIMMIE:
"Did you see a sign out in front of my house
that said, "Dead nigger storage?"

JULES:
"Naw man, I didn't."

JIMMIE:
"You know why you didn't see that
sign?"

JULES:
"Why?"

JIMMIE:
"'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't
my f***in' business! THATS WHY!"

Me too mate. Genius that.

Another one I thought of was from Anchorman. I can't remember the exact words but it was something like 'I'm in a box of emotion!' I cried with laughter.

I have watched Anchorman many times mate and knew exactly what you meant from that The line is after Brian Fantana says "Where are you Ron?" Ron replies "Im in a glass case of emotion!"

One of the funniest movies ever made

"I woke up in a Chinese couples appartment this morning... And they would not stop screaming"

"I ate a big red candle"

"I like my chicken dead and deep fried" (Carter in Rush Hour 2)

"Danny, they're moving through the tunnel now. They're getting out. When Warsaw fell, you escaped and came to England because you're a flier. You came because you wanted to fly with us and fight the Germans. We can get out now. We can get back to England. But if you don't go through that tunnel, everything you've done will have been for nothing. Nothing!"
(Willie to Danny in the Great Escape)

"That's what we need man. That's what this nation has been built on. Proud men. Proud F***ing warriors. 2000 F***ing years this tiny little island has been raped and pilliaged by people who have come and wanted a piece of it. 2 F***ing World Wars men have lied down their lives for this. For this. And for what? So we can stick our F***ing flag in the ground and say "This is England" (Combo in This Is England)