Your Favorite Movie Quotes

From Dazed and Confused...

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

"This is the gun I used when I was a prostitute"

Random line by Red, a male drug dealer from Pineapple Express.

Red is hilarious

Daewoo Lanos

Millions of quotes that I love, but one that sticks in my mind, even if it's far from being an amazing text, is from Usual Suspects.

It's a quote that works best with hindsight, when you've seen the full film, but at that point in the movie it leaves you so perplexed!

Keaton:
McManus. What the F**k is going on?

McManus:
The strangest thing…

(Followed by the seemingly unkillable McManus dropping stone dead with a knife in his neck).

Red is hilarious

That film is like Anchorman, just full of great quotes :

Dale Denton: Yeah but if you do bad stuff you're going to come back as something bad like a slug or an anal bead. But if you do something heroic then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Jude Law. Now which would you rather be?

Red: The anal bead wouldn't be bad. I mean I guess it would depend on whose anal bead it was.

Dale Denton: It's *my* anal bead.

Red : Then the dragon.


Or when the thugs capture Saul and Matheson tells him to go down through the manhole :

Saul : What's down there, a f***in rancor!?

and as he's climbing down there :

 Matheson: You know you gonna die right?
Saul: [sadly] Yeah...
Matheson: I'm gonna kill the F**k out you. I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life cause when Ted gets here, he's gonna be like, 'Kill that motha f**ker, kill that motha f***in ass'...
Then says calmly....watch your head
 

say hello to my little friend   -   scarface

YNWA

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

The Dark Knight - Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

One from Shawshank Redemption.

Andy: "Why do they call you Red?"

Red: "I think it's cos I'm Irish."

Another from Shawshank.

Andy: "I don't think it'd help if I told them I wasn't homosexual."

Red: "Neither are they, you have to be human first."

And finally one more from Shawshank.

Red: "What do you want?."

Andy: "Rita Hayworth, can you get her?"

Red: "Sure, take a couple of weeks."

Andy: "Weeks?"

Red: "Well yeah Andy, I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants I'm sorry to say."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o

Die Hard - This IS christmas music

I am a leaf on the wind... watch how i *splat*

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Seems to me, blessed is anyone with a vested interest in the status quo

the new sheriff scene from blazing saddles

Blazing Saddles - We dont need no stinking badges..

council meeting from blazing saddles

From Anchorman:

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go F**k yourself, San Diego.

Hey Blond!! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!

The Good, Bad and the Ugly - Tuco Shoots

In Bruges:

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t.

In Bruges:

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t.

F***ing LOVE that movie!

My favorite at about 1:05

Funny Scenes from In Bruges

Twin Town :

Greyo: Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".
Terry: I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City.
Greyo: Dylan Thomas didn't do as much F***ing cocaine as you, did he?

Danny Zuko: Grease

"You can't walkout of a drive in!"

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

William H. Bonney: Yoohoo. I'll make you famous!

"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Damn good riding with you, Chavez.
Chavez: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...

Great Austin Powers quote to open this thread. One of my favorites, from all of the movies:

The Dutch

The Rum Diary :

Paul Kemp - "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a god and the only living things that behave like they haven't got one."