How tall are you? - codename for 'flirt with LP'

The last 8-9 pages have been pure comedy gold.

By your creased torso

Yeh mate that along with Jack Nicholson's tits, I'm just pleased we hit the next page

Let's have a bet.

I reckon in 6" heels she's 5' 11"

^ 6 inch stilletto's would make me 6'2... I think ... Ah what a cheeky way of staying on topic

Let's have a bet.

I reckon in 6" heels she's 5' 11"

dunno about you lot the mental image of that has made me grow a few inches

^ 6 inch stilletto's would make me 6'2... I think ... Ah what a cheeky way of staying on topic

 

That's tall.

Fella's, it's game, set and match to Big Red.

I'm standing on me tip toes don't get too excited LP, I wont be posting pictures

I do like the way that comedy flirting and hilarious poetry has given way to blatant filth and come ons.

We do like to live in the gutter do us males

BigRed, you'd kill her. She might be tall, but she's like a little fragile fawn.

And you're like a big beer monster. The weight of your beard would kill her.

Gratuitous perversion at its best

BigRed, you'd kill her. She might be tall, but she's like a little fragile fawn.

And you're like a big beer monster. The weight of your beard would kill her.

I might be big but i'm very gentle when i need to be.

You not seen King Kong?

I might be big but I'm very gentle when I need to be.

You not seen King Kong?

He wasn't very gentle when he smashing planes in to that really tall building empire state building was it, sorry just had to get the tall reference in for the sake of staying on topic

It's hard to stay on topic in this thread... How tall is too tall and how small is too small for a girl boys? Just to stay on topic like...

Omg Lp just sent me a pm with a file attatched saying guess how tall I am...

the picture is as follows...



Oh my Ross will be jealous

It's hard to stay on topic in this thread... How tall is too tall and how small is too small for a girl boys? Just to stay on topic like...

I'm 6"1 but I prefer smaller girls 5'4" - '7"

It's hard to stay on topic in this thread... How tall is too tall and how small is too small for a girl boys? Just to stay on topic like...

Got to be smaller than me, but not like, waaay smaller than me, just a wee bitty

  No you're not meant to share my pic!!  

No you're not meant to share my pic!! 

Sorry LP but a body like that ...the whole world deserves to see it

He wasn't very gentle when he smashing planes in to that really tall building empire state building was it, sorry just had to get the tall reference in for the sake of staying on topic

Yeah but he was protecting the lady

It's hard to stay on topic in this thread... How tall is too tall and how small is too small for a girl boys? Just to stay on topic like...

I'm 6' 4" but my last girlfriend was 5' 3".

Tallest girl i went out with was 5' 8" but it really doesn't matter to me.

Omg Lp just sent me a pm with a file attatched saying guess how tall I am...

the picture is as follows...



Oh my Ross will be jealous

What is her name?

All this chitter chatter and LP still hasn't got her baps out yet?

^   She actually looks like my big sis! Weird, obviously not in those clothes but the face...  :

Hmmmmmmm big sis ...double date Ross

About 5'4 or 5'5 is perfect. But tall girls have long legs. And long legs are good for going over your shoulders or wrapping around your neck.