How tall are you? - codename for 'flirt with LP'

I feel sick.

I know Gow so do I now

Dude.

No need.

There ya go I'm not shy

Whats that thing in the middle of your chest? Do we stroke it or shoot it? .

Your attachment was too large though eh? (fnarr).

I wouldn't even bother trying to put a picture of my 2TB attachment up.

I can't believe you posted that!  

That's twice that's happened now, ...who's next?  

I'm game for a laugh tho


Now get ya moobs out Gow

lmao...you can see me creases from where I've been sat watching teh match

I'm game for a laugh tho


Now get ya moobs out Gow

You talkin' to me?

lmao...you can see me creases from where I've been sat watching teh match

Thought you'd had your appendix out.

Nice Rack

You talkin' to me?

Nice!  

You talkin' to me?

That's not really me LP. I'm much hairier, like The Wolf.

Thought you'd had your appendix out.

Nah I was just doubled over in agony watching the majority of that painful experience

That's not really me LP. I'm much hairier, like The Wolf.

Really? 

can't wait till we hit the next page, looking at me own tits is rather off putting

I have alopecia of the chest

Really? 

Yep, all hairy my belly and chest. But soft like a cute kitten.

Good to know this is a football forum :

Good to know this is a football forum :

Get out if you don't like. This is The Arkles. A board for things not related to football. You need a sense of humour to come in here.

This thread has been tarnished

By your creased torso

Back to height, how tall you are in 6" stilleto's wearing nothing but stockings suspenders oh and a garter LP ?