Hell's Kitchen USA (no spoilers please!)

That was vicious what Ramsay just did to them poor women, making them eat cow's heart and liver and kidneys. Were they raw aswell? Looked like.

He should be banged up, the evil b***ard!

I f***in love it!

How the F**k did Seth not go there? Nightmare!

How the f**k did Seth not go there? Nightmare!

Took the words out of my mouth.

Comment of the day  "I am obviously the best cook here"

"WHAT?! You couldn't cook my cock"

Ramsay was the most evil I think I've ever seen him there!

Next episode

I'm liking it.

Took the words out of my mouth.

Comment of the day  "I am obviously the best cook here"

"WHAT?! You couldn't cook my cock"

Just seen that bit 

Oooh, Gordon was a bit pissed off then   

He's always pissed off! But he's got every right to be there! They were all cack!

They were all shocking. It's hilarious how they can be so big headed when they were so rubbish.

They don't care about stabbing each other in the back either.

Yes! Seth is gawn muthafucka!

What is Franciso like?  Is he trying to be Franc off Father of the Bride?

That was so staged with the cake and that. Two good episodes tonight though. I'd have to say Geo or LA would be my favourites so far. Controversial? I do like that programme!

How the hell has Lacey ever been given a role in a kitchen? She is woeful.

She's shocking isn't she?  So moany  : 

She's shocking isn't she?  So moany  : 

The moany part isn't too bad, it's just the fact she is pathetic and didn't know how to make a Tapa's style dish in a cooking competition.

Love the way the fat fella called her a fat bi*ch. Pot Kettle Black.

J has been kicked off the show for being Poo. Lacey next please.

Deffo Lacey next. She doesn't belong in a kitchen, unless it's McDonalds. And even then she'd probably eat all the food. And that quiet fella? Don't like him. Giovanni looking all ends up the winner.

You're not supposed to start a sentence with the word 'and' are you?

Hahaha, Lacey was not enjoying that part where she had to wait on the red team  

You're not supposed to start a sentence with the word 'and' are you?

And piss off

English degree my anal hole. And Gordon's at that.

See what I did there?

Where's the b***ard wellington?

That made me laugh that before!

What ever are you talking about squire?

Oooooooooooooo, tells him she can't cook meat - big mistake

Please god, she's got to go tonight!

And she is outta there.

Bye bye Lacey  

What the kajango are you talking about? Whose Lacey?

Ross, stop trying to wind me up and read the title of the f***in thread!

Later Lacey!

*In a whiny voice*

"Where's the chicken?" "Where's the chicken?"

It's a small world after all.

Whose Later Lacey? Too many lacey's for me likin' in here.

Ross has been in uni one day and he's already a drug addict.

Where's the chicken?

Ross has been in uni one day and he's already a drug addict.

As well as a gender confused muppet....

Not got much going for him really

He always picks the wrong f***in one. He's f***in thick Ramsay.

People. LFC REDS. Flowers. Lacey. RAMSAY.

OUT TO GET ME.

Quote of the Century.

"I had a brain fart for a moment."

Sorry to see Gio go. Nice fella. Dickface, but a nice fella!

Next week's looks mental!

Sorry to see Gio go. Nice fella. Dickface, but a nice fella!

Next week's looks mental!

Year mate, bit intense that. Next week is just a challenge to see how much fight they have in their bellies.

Sorry to see Gio go. Nice fella. Dickface, but a nice fella!

Next week's looks mental!

Dickface

Should be a good one next week!

Bloody hell, poor old Robert.

Saw the other day whilst browsing round Chester that there's a Hell's Kitchen game on Wii.

What on Earth.

Real shame on Robert that. I shouldn't have been surprised when no-one else went!