LP LFC Agony Aunt extraordinaire

Death by sex is your answer.

Death by sex is your answer.

That's how I wanna die.

Shag their sisters.

Why is it when i see you write stuff like this, it seems to me like you are speaking from experience?

Then they'll find me even more irresistable.

Then maybe you should wake them up too?

Shag them all then.

You're the boss.

That's how I wanna die.

I want to die in a bizzare Michael Hutchence sex game kind of way, using only Gows soiled underwear as an asphyxiation device.

Why is it when i see you write stuff like this, it seems to me like you are speaking from experience?

No I'm not but I must admit, I've often thought about it.

Granted they are rather hot.

I want to die in a bizzare Michael Hutchence sex game kind of way, using only Gows soiled underwear as an asphyxiation device.

I just looked that up.

What. The. F**k.

I don't even understand it - cutting off oxygen to the brain leads to a better sexual experience?

Shag their sisters.

You're dying for one of us to ask you if you've shagged your bird's sister aren't you?

Have you? You've posted a fair few pics with her in and alluded to it muchly.

You're the boss.

I must agree with that. Go forth, Dmasta, shag at will.

No I'm not but I must admit, I've often thought about it.

Granted they are rather hot.

I knew the thoughts had at least cropped up in there at some stage

I must agree with that. Go forth, Dmasta, shag at will.

But be safe...

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LP i had not seen that one before, funny sh*t!

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What The F**k.

I must agree with that. Go forth, Dmasta, shag at will.

I knew the thoughts had at least cropped up in there at some stage

Its all the alcohols fault they sharp extinguish when I'm sober.... Honest.

But be safe...

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That cracked me up - I didn't know condoms had the ability to F**k as well?

^ Yes they do, apparently!

I didn't know condoms had the ability to F**k as well?

Well you do put them on your penis before it enters the woman of choice, so therefor its a perk of the job they are designed to do.

I want to die in a bizzare Michael Hutchence sex game kind of way, using only Gows soiled underwear as an asphyxiation device.



No I'm not but I must admit, I've often thought about it.

Granted they are rather hot.

Can be arranged.Let me know where you want to be strangled and I'll get one of my boy's on the job.Cost you £5k up front though.PM me if you want to to it.
Princess where have you been? Work is no excuse.Ross has been pining,the prat.So get your'e arse back on here properly or f*ck off.

Can be arranged.Let me know where you want to be strangled and I'll get one of my boy's on the job.Cost you £5k up front though.PM me if you want to to it.

5k does that include Gow's soiled underwear ?

Princess where have you been? Work is no excuse.Ross has been pining,the prat.So get your'e arse back on here properly or f*ck off.

Don't mince your words Roy

Princess where have you been? Work is no excuse.Ross has been pining,the prat.So get your'e arse back on here properly or f*ck off.

I'm back properly now!! My apologies   

I'm back properly now!! My apologies   

Good to have you back sister! And glad to hear you're in Liverpool these days and not in that gloomy place down the M62. 

I'm back properly now!! My apologies   

Back in the fold ,mate so we can lust over you once again,rock on babe.

Back in the fold ,mate so we can lust over you once again,rock on babe.

Don't mince your words Roy

Back in the fold ,mate so we can lust over you once again,rock on babe.

Uh oh!!

About time you pack your bags up and leave with me Princess!!

Uh oh!!

About time you pack your bags up and leave with me Princess!!

She can answer all your questions you have, eh?