LP LFC Agony Aunt extraordinaire

She can answer all your questions you have, eh?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when that happened.

"LP where do babies come from?"

"Is it supposed to do that?"

"Can I please get to 2nd base?"

(sorry ROF).

Well she can crouchie

You're too slow LP, faster pack up and leave!!

"Can I please get to 2nd base?"

Is it called 'base' because only baseballers can get to it?

Is it called 'base' because only baseballers can get to it?

But they can't get any further, because they are all on steroids and their dicks have shrunken to the size of a half eaten tic-tac.

But they can't get any further, because they are all on steroids and their dicks have shrunken to the size of a half eaten tic-tac.

Why did a picture of Alex Rodriguez all of a sudden flash into my head?

Oh well, he's proven they can get passed 2nd base with that Hudson hanging off his arm.

Good to have you back sister! And glad to hear you're in Liverpool these days and not in that gloomy place down the M62. 

Thanks RK! Glad to be back!

She can answer all your questions you have, eh?

Yeah, I'll try my best.

Yeah, I'll try my best.

Here's one.

Do you have a boyfriend?

^

It's complicated! 

^

It's complicated! 

Could share what's going on anyway

Then I could be the LFC Agony Uncle extraordinaire and offer you some advice

Then I could be the LFC Agony Uncle extraordinaire and offer you some advice

You'd be fu**ed if anyone mentioned a tampon in their question though, wouldn't you?

You'd be fu**ed if anyone mentioned a tampon in their question though, wouldn't you?

These jokes will never get old.

Could share what's going on anyway

Then I could be the LFC Agony Uncle extraordinaire and offer you some advice

Don't be distracting LP from the sterling work she is undertaking but here's a + for the effort-nice try tho 

You'd be fu**ed if anyone mentioned a tampon in their question though, wouldn't you?

Nope.

ROF and tampons go well together that's why it's causing so much controversy on here

Now people are going to say I'm a hermie..

You'd be fu**ed if anyone mentioned a tampon in their question though, wouldn't you?

He'd just string them along.

^
 

I heard RoF stuffs tampons in his nose to stop it from bleeding.

ROF and tampons go well together

   Nobody?! Really?? 

I heard RoF stuffs tampons in his nose to stop it from bleeding.

 

This is becoming a juvenile sh*te forum,so beef it up or forget it.We are a football club website, not a teenage'rs blog.If you wan't to continue with this sh*te,f*ck off to FaceTube or wherever.

This is becoming a juvenile sh*te forum,so beef it up or forget it.We are a football club website, not a teenage'rs blog.If you wan't to continue with this sh*te,f*ck off to FaceTube or wherever.

Most annoyed post of 2010?

This is becoming a juvenile sh*te forum,so beef it up or forget it.We are a football club website, not a teenage'rs blog.If you wan't to continue with this sh*te,f*ck off to FaceTube or wherever.

Sorry.

This is becoming a juvenile sh*te forum,so beef it up or forget it.We are a football club website, not a teenage'rs blog.If you wan't to continue with this sh*te,f*ck off to FaceTube or wherever.

If you don't like the thread RedRoy, stay off it.

Didn't expect you to come out with something like that Roy.

So no more tampon references?