LP LFC Agony Aunt extraordinaire

So no more tampon references?

Only in Lady Gaga's thread because she wears it

Unless you tell me LP wears...

Only in Lady Gaga's thread because she wears it

Unless you tell me LP wears...

And other ladies don't wear them?

Don't act like you don't know!

And other ladies don't wear them?

Yeah.. only certain ladies are allowed to wear them. Make them look classier.

Right LP

F**k me dead, it's too early in the morning for me to laugh this F***ing hard!

ROF, at the expense of undoubtedly countless bits of random idiocy you will display about tampons, let me fill you in:

Every lady wears one. They have to. (This is where it gets really graphic)

Stuff comes out, something has to store it. Get it? Please say you do. If you don't, you will be sent to hospital with man flu when i describe it properly.

Or, you can opt for one of these:



But a lot of girls don't like to wear those, because if a lad sees their knickers then they're put off for life.

*stays away from this thread forever*

*stays away from this thread forever*

"What did I do?"

Every lady wears one. They have to. (This is where it gets really graphic)

Stuff comes out, something has to store it. Get it? Please say you do. If you don't, you will be sent to hospital with man flu when I describe it properly.

I do. I'm not marrying you though.

Reminds me. My teacher once menstruated on the teacher's chair in the class. Honest.

Saw the blood on the chair and it was eerie.

You're doing this on purpose aren't you?

I tried to find a picture of a man dropping a glass with a look of horror on his face.

I couldn't find one.

So this will have to do.

That's F***ing disgusting.

I do. I'm not marrying you though.

Reminds me. My teacher once menstruated on the teacher's chair in the class. Honest.

Saw the blood on the chair and it was eerie.

Whoa tiger. First step i'm describing tampons, the next someone's proposing! I don't swing that way, girlfriend.

STOP!

Oh my god! What has this thread turned into??

I find it funny the way you lads refer to tampons as 'wearing' them, they're not fashion accessories!!!

I do. I'm not marrying you though.

Reminds me. My teacher once menstruated on the teacher's chair in the class. Honest.

Saw the blood on the chair and it was eerie.

That's just too disgusting. :

*stays away from this thread forever*

Me too...

ROF.

What. The. F**k lad.

Oh my god! What has this thread turned into??

I find it funny the way you lads refer to tampons as 'wearing' them, they're not fashion accessories!!!

Shows how much you know about fashion.

Me too...

Got serious..

I'll.. stop.

You lot disgust me, at least my innuendo is all tongue in cheek

Got serious..

I'll.. stop.

Probably best.

No wonder RedRoy went balistic!  Too far ROF.

Thread ruined. Nice one.

Topic locked.