Eastenders

How do they expect the likes of me to believe that the young lad Darren gave your one Heather a seeing to?  

Have not watched this in Y E A R S.

Turned over the other day, all the arguing and screaming, well it lasted for about 4 mins.

How do they expect the likes of me to believe that the young lad Darren gave your one Heather a seeing to? 

Because they expcet you to be a moron, which, as you support the Reds, you are not.

Saw that that old knob head's gonna get killed over Christmas in one of those crap women's gossip magazines walking through Tesco's last night.

I don't watch Eastenders unless my Mum's got it on and I'm bored - but I'm glad they're getting rid of him - does my head in!

On the front page of the magazine it showed about 5 different people - who the killer might be.

My guess is Peggy. Isn't Windsor supposed to be leaving the program soon?

Who's the old knob head ?

Haven't got a clue what his name is!

The grey evil one that messed Peggy around.

Archie Mitchell.

He's a c**t. Weird eyebrows.

Favourite line is "Hello Peggy". Fuh-reak.

That's the melon.

It's gotta be the worst program ever and some of the most feeble actors to appear on TV,the story lines are inane and they show the sh*te how many times a week?
 Why did Brookside get the bullet and this sh*t is still shown? I don't watch too many soaps but the ones I know of beat this F***ing drivel hands down - Coronation St. and Emmerdale from what I've seen of them beat the other sh*te by a mile.
The only reason it's still on is they won't pull it cos it's from Landan me ole cock sparrer and the thought of a vastly inferior prog i.e. Coronation St. about the grimy north outlasting and outviewing Eastenders is abhorrent to the southeren based TV moguls.

It's gotta be the worst program ever and some of the most feeble actors to appear on TV,the story lines are inane and they show the sh*te how many times a week?
 Why did Brookside get the bullet and this sh*t is still shown? I don't watch too many soaps but the ones I know of beat this F***ing drivel hands down - Coronation St. and Emmerdale from what I've seen of them beat the other sh*te by a mile.
The only reason it's still on is they won't pull it cos it's from Landan me ole cock sparrer and the thought of a vastly inferior prog i.e. Coronation St. about the grimy north outlasting and outviewing Eastenders is abhorrent to the southeren based TV moguls.

An essay of a post, yet Eastenders still gets higher viewing figures. :

90% of the actors are phenomenal. Lacy Turner and Rob Kazinsky (sp?) were a brilliant pairing as Sean and Stacey.

So...

Who killed Archie Mitchell?

I can't even remember who killed JR!But this is going to draaaag on just the same.

Ha that todd kid "ill just go and play with myself then."

Oh and the murderer was Sam.

Ha that todd kid "ill just go and play with myself then."

Oh and the murderer was Sam.

How do you know that?

My soap senses never fail, as soon as stacey revealed she was pregnant i knew Archie was the father.

I thought it might be Sam too, but then my attentions switched to Jack...
One or the other I think. Both characters wouldn't be missed if they were wrote out.
I'm praying it's Sam though, the face she pulls when she 'cries' makes me cringe. Some very bad acting!

So...

Who killed Archie Mitchell?

Who's Archie Mitchell?

Your ma.

Jesus that woman new in Eastenders playing the Mitchell sisters ma is hot hot hot for her age!

M.I.L.F she is a looker for their mother.

Could it have been Archie's wife.. the new woman

I thought it might be Sam too, but then my attentions switched to Jack...
One or the other I think. Both characters wouldn't be missed if they were wrote out.
I'm praying it's Sam though, the face she pulls when she 'cries' makes me cringe. Some very bad acting!

She can't cry properly because she's got that false nose to replace the one "charlie"  F****D up.

She can't cry properly because she's got that false nose to replace the one "charlie"  F****D up.

Serves her right-why couldn't she have shared the gear with the miserable crew in that F***ing alehouse cos all they're getting it seems is valium.
Jesus H Christ- I don't see it often in fact I avoid it but my Mrs throws it on when I'm distracted and the alehouse does me in,people go in pubs for a few scoops a laugh and a joke and all that but in there they argue,attack each other,cry,sob,throw each other out,burn it down and people get murdered there.
Like I say if F**k nose would have been a bit less selfish with the gear her conk would be presentable but more importantly those miserable bas**rds on eastenders would help people losing the will to live watching the F***ing rubbish.   

Serves her right-why couldn't she have shared the gear with the miserable crew in that f**king alehouse cos all they're getting it seems is valium.
Jesus H Christ- I don't see it often in fact I avoid it but my Mrs throws it on when I'm distracted and the alehouse does me in,people go in pubs for a few scoops a laugh and a joke and all that but in there they argue,attack each other,cry,sob,throw each other out,burn it down and people get murdered there.
Like I say if f**k nose would have been a bit less selfish with the gear her conk would be presentable but more importantly those miserable bas**rds on eastenders would help people losing the will to live watching the f**king rubbish.