When the first thing you jump out of bed every morning is to log on to this site and other football-related websites.
When you turn off your phone during a Liverpool game to avoid smug Mancs getting on your back and spoiling your mood.
When you go to school, sit down on the table, and the first thing you say is, 'Liverpool 2-0 Man United'.
When you're willing to travel up from London to Liverpool for a day at the cost of 250 pounds and at the same time dragging your whole family along with you just because you're interested to see Anfield!!
When all walls is adored when football stars, not pornstars.