You know you're addicted to football when.....

When you wake up on a morning doing keepy ups with your bollocks.

When your wife throws all your clothes out of the bedroom window, followed by you!

Falling to the floor when your partner touches you.

You look at this weekends games and declare Leeds vs Bristol Rovers & Millwall vs Swindon Town as BIG games.

You remember every single occasion in your entire life by what happened in the corresponding football season.

Its 5am. Youve been sick for weeks. You wake up in a cold sweat. But before you do anything else you pick up the phone and go onto lfcreds just incase you missed something. . . . In the last four hours

You should be in bed, but your on here instead

you wonder why they don't swap shirts at the end when you go see a movie!

you're still watching this terrible football week in week out.

you're still watching this terrible football week in week out.

Nah that's just stupidity 

You try to mainline dubbin.

You remember every single occasion in your entire life by what happened in the corresponding football season.

I actually do this..  Am I the only one?

You know there will be nothing but rumour and occasional scaremongering, but you go online anyway... because if there is a break, if the news is good, if we have a new manager, then a massive weight will lift of you

When your 4 year old boy knows what Torres armband says,if he is going to walk alone, where we bought him from, what hes going to do with the ball and what number he is.

When you watch the football league show after MOTD on Saturdays.

When you go with the goalie to make a save 

When you go into a Waterstones looking for Jan Molby's Diet Book......

When you actually buy a football and hold it when the match is on!

When you actually buy a football and hold it when the match is on!

OMG! Im so glad I was not the only one to do that! I used to go out back when Fowler or Owen scored and pretend I was at Anfield, throw the ball in etc during the game!

your boss/work colleagues mention how often you log on to LFCREDS.COM! (thats why I'm not on as much these days)

When your 4 year old boy knows what Torres armband says,if he is going to walk alone, where we bought him from, what hes going to do with the ball and what number he is.

Thats so sweet, good work!

When you set a reminder on your phone to remind you when your match is being re-played, after you've already watched the match!!

when you can't sleep before any matches ,when you logged in here as soon as you get home and when you start writing liverpool name and the players on your school disk[.

When you watch a football game, and you move your foot hoping that the footballer will kick the ball.

  I actually do this every time I watch a match

When your teacher tells you how hardworking you look from where she/he is standing only to find you're actually drawing football formations of your dream team.

Haven't done that since college, though.

Dont watch MOTD if we lose and get an abnormal fast heartbeat if we are defending a slender lead, I sometimes have to turn it off so I dont get a heart attack!