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      The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread

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      The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Nov 07, 2009 09:51:24 am
      You can tell it's near Transfer Window time. :D

      We all get it (especially those of us in the city). The taxi driver, or the fella who lives opposite Melwood, or the mate who knows a mate who's dog is related to Rafa's dog, etc. And it's started already for me.

      My brother's mate's mate works at Melwood. And said that a certain target of ours (has about 70 pages in his transfer thread ;)) was a done deal in the summer for £30m.

      After the Aquilani deal was done. :o

      But then a certain dynamic duo pulled the plug last minute.   

      So if anyone else has got some wonderful stories for us, then here is the place to plonk them. ;)
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #1: Nov 07, 2009 10:18:58 am
      Don't do this to me CRK.

      :D
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      Reply #2: Nov 07, 2009 10:24:29 am
      I've heard that Villa + Silva done deal to the dirty mancs for 50million, this isn't good for us but yeh, just saying
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      Reply #3: Nov 07, 2009 10:25:05 am
      I live by Melwood. So I know that there's this arl fella I've seen driving round there. Now, I might be wrong, but why would he be driving there every morning, unless we're buying him.

      Hmmm.
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      Reply #4: Nov 07, 2009 10:28:59 am
      My sisters husbands uncles brothers daughter who's the three times removed neice of the cab driver who gives Rafa's personal assistants sisters brother in law a ride to work says "Torres and Gerrard are not injured they are currently undergoing gene therapy as the mad scientist who created dolly the sheep is Cloning a Gerrard Torres Hybrid expect him to be unveiled in the January window"
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      Reply #5: Nov 07, 2009 10:30:23 am
      The son of Satan Gow on all 6666's eurghhhh
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #6: Nov 07, 2009 02:04:27 pm
      I live by Melwood. So I know that there's this arl fella I've seen driving round there. Now, I might be wrong, but why would he be driving there every morning, unless we're buying him.

      Hmmm.

      My sisters husbands uncles brothers daughter who's the three times removed neice of the cab driver who gives Rafa's personal assistants sisters brother in law a ride to work says "Torres and Gerrard are not injured they are currently undergoing gene therapy as the mad scientist who created dolly the sheep is Cloning a Gerrard Torres Hybrid expect him to be unveiled in the January window"

      :lmao: :lmao:

      Exactly the reactions I was going for.
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      Reply #7: Nov 07, 2009 09:47:55 pm
      I live by Melwood. So I know that there's this arl fella I've seen driving round there. Now, I might be wrong, but why would he be driving there every morning, unless we're buying him.

      Hmmm.

      Maybe we'll also sign that pesky dog?
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      Reply #8: Nov 08, 2009 04:49:18 am
      I live in Singapore.

      The other day, someone dropped his phone in the hotel. I picked it up and I was browsing through it. Oh, I realised there were pictures of Rafa's dog, and all the contacts! Among the most interesting of contacts was.. none other than David...

      Beckham.

      We need the money! He'll sell the shirts.
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      Reply #9: Nov 08, 2009 07:05:34 am
      We need the money! He'll sell the shirts.

      Is there a vacancy in the club shop?
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #10: Nov 08, 2009 08:52:26 am
      I found a chip that looked like Cristiano Ronaldo. It was thin, greasy and lying on the floor. It's a sign, people - he's coming home.
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      Reply #11: Nov 08, 2009 09:15:53 am
      Round about a 3 o clock this morning when I eventually took my arse to bed, there was a loud banging coming from my neighbour's and screams of "I'm coming I'm coming David I'm coming" that surely means Villa or Silva  is on his way.
      Witto
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      Reply #12: Nov 08, 2009 11:11:14 am
      My mate's cousins' nans' nextdoor neighbours' dog's teddy said Morientes is coming back to the Prem :D
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      Reply #13: Nov 08, 2009 11:13:09 am
      The initials of the team I'm playing this afternoon are DV.

      He's coming lads!
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #14: Nov 08, 2009 11:55:34 am
      Thought this would actually be a serious thread. Guess not, maybe I'm expecting too much here? :-\
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      Reply #15: Nov 08, 2009 12:05:48 pm
      This thread is simply  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #16: Nov 08, 2009 12:07:43 pm
      On a serious note on the thread, The BBC gossip column is linking us with Middlesbrough winger Adam Johnson for £7 million. (Sunday Express), could just be an old summer story rehashed.
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #17: Nov 08, 2009 01:00:12 pm
      On a serious note on the thread, The BBC gossip column is linking us with Middlesbrough winger Adam Johnson for £7 million. (Sunday Express), could just be an old summer story rehashed.

      Certainly sounds like a re-hash, but on a positive note, he looked like a better version of Downing every time I saw him play, can play on both wings, likes to take on the full-back and had the good habit of tracking back when possession was lost.
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      Reply #18: Nov 08, 2009 08:31:16 pm
      Thought this would actually be a serious thread. Guess not, maybe I'm expecting too much here? :-\

      I was expecting a fine mixture in all honesty. :D

      Saves all the gossip sh*te going in the actual threads though. ;)

      Keep it up ladies and gents. Sh*te or not.
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #19: Nov 09, 2009 12:56:04 pm
      There's this bloke that's always standing motionless outside Anfield with his hands raised in the air, I reckon we must be signing him.
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #20: Nov 09, 2009 02:04:11 pm
      I saw Villa and Silva walking together with the Spain squad on the last international break.

      Obviously been listening to our clubs anthem.
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      Reply #21: Nov 09, 2009 02:14:07 pm
      I have a real one.

      My mate told me we were going to sign Cole in the Summer window, he was actually 99% confident. Didn't happen. But now he's saying a deal was struck for 2010/11.
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #22: Nov 09, 2009 05:27:42 pm
      Sources of mine tell me that Morrissey pulled the plug on a concert in Liverpool the reason he gave was because he was "hit by a bottle". More likely he forgot about training.
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      Reply #23: Nov 09, 2009 05:32:30 pm
      It was a clerical error, he wasn't hit by a bottle, he just hit the bottle & got really pissed and spent the day in the lfcreds drunk thread, talking about Farmville.
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Elaborate 'Insider Information' Thread
      Reply #24: Nov 09, 2009 05:33:43 pm
      ^ Are you calling my source a liar?

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