You can tell it's near Transfer Window time.
We all get it (especially those of us in the city). The taxi driver, or the fella who lives opposite Melwood, or the mate who knows a mate who's dog is related to Rafa's dog, etc. And it's started already for me.
My brother's mate's mate works at Melwood. And said that a certain target of ours (has about 70 pages in his transfer thread
) was a done deal in the summer for £30m.
After the Aquilani deal was done.
But then a certain dynamic duo pulled the plug last minute.
So if anyone else has got some wonderful stories for us, then here is the place to plonk them.