100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

Cheryl Cole will do playboy

We wish. 

England will win the World cup

We'll be fighting relegation from the Championship

Hicks & Gillette will be dead........ I promise. 

Ross will find a woman.

Peter Andre will release a good song.

I'll have hairy legs.

I'll have hairy legs.

Actual picture proof will beposted in the Manscaping thread..... NOOOOOOOO!

Luckily you'll probably never witness the beauty of my pins

We'll of signed a midfielder for £20 million only to release him on loan a year later












Wait a minute..

Babel will score a hat trick

galatasaray will beat fenerbahce at kadikoy...nope that wont happen
turkey will secure a place at EU

Tottenham will win the Champions League!

There will be a cricket scandal

People will get caught up in a gay scandal...



oh wait

Fernando will run 100m and not pull his groin/hamstring/thigh/arse cheeks/nipples/testicles/fingers/brain.

I'll take over the universe.

We'll achieve warp drive. 

I'll get shipwrecked on a desert island, full of a bevvy of beauties and they'll make me their King.

- Lyon will win three times the Champions League
- French football team will be a REAL team, playing together and it will be a pleasure to see them.

I'll get to see a match at the current Anfield

Daz will lose the ability to have sexual thought.

Daz will lose the ability to have sexual thought.

That's not possible mate, even if there was no females I;d still do you up the Arse

I'm not gay I'm Try-Sexual, meaning I'll Try anything Once