100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

Stewart Downing will score in the league for us

alex ferguson will die

alex ferguson will die

An announcement in the Summer it is then!

Read you name from right to left and you sound like a typical backwards bluenose bitter.

An upmarket toff Blah Nose Bitter.

My answer:

Downing will collect his pension and zimmer after a lifetime of sweeping up the Melwood leaves.

Hicks & Gillet will sell up

I will get a girlfriend ... maybe not .

We will win the league. *serious*

Ian Rush will state that i am far too good to play for Accrington Stanley and fast track me to the LFC first team where Kenny will embrace my drinking, smoking and general fatness as part of my genius and create the next wave of glory upon my shoddy shoulders and around my expanding girth.

Kenny will sub himself on to get the winner.

England will win a major competition...... I'm not gonna see the new stadium 

Andrew Strauss will get a 100!

Kenny will sub himself on to get the winner.

So by that i gather Kenny will come our manager again before the stadium.

we will completely understand he big bang

Steve Kean will finally get sacked!

Chelsea will have history...

Chelsea will have history...

Agree, when the Russian pulls out and they go bankrupt 

England will win the African Cup of Nations.

Flesh eating zombies will walk the Earth .

Flesh eating zombies will walk the Earth .

And eventually lose there blood thirsty ways and start becoming upstanding members of the community and help us by building our new stadium from the gibbs and bones of past manure fan left overs, they may be Zombies, but they do have some taste!

Howard Webb will send 3 United players off in a single game.

Rafa & Kenny will be re appointed to the club once more.

"In foreign exchange news today - one Dollar is worth fifty pounds sterling."

I will quit drinking.