100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

Voronin wins Player of the year.

Hahahaha too late

Ferguson will stop whining and cribbing after every match.
Err.. this will be a close call, though. Might increase the stadium's chances now.

Ferguson will stop whining and cribbing after every match.

We'll have a global ice age of biblical proportions before that happens

Lawro and Hansen will say we're not a 2 man team

I will finally seduce Kate Moss!

I'll get raped by a Barbie.

Djimi Traore will be abducted by a Washing Machine.

I'll spend my whole day in work, working. 

I'll finish this Sundays roast, boy i'm stuffed.

I will die.

Susan Boyle will have a baby!! Nah.

Not unless she changes her name to Mary !

England win the world cup
Man utd get relegated to blue square
Everton win the prem
Everton get a stadium in stanley park
Me hitting 3,000 posts

My bird will find the boozer we're driving to without taking the scenic route through Croxteth Park.

Tom Hicks will die.

A spade will go in the ground, Piling will be done on Stanley park, Excavators will dig the foundations, Shuttering Joiners will build the foundations, Steel erectors will put up the steel, cladders will construct the out side of the stadium and so on and so forth...then we'll all wake up drowning in a bowl of cornflakes.

The dog next door to Gow will stop barking.

The stadium will build itself.

After Hicks great great great great granchild is forced to sell the club after calling a fan a tw*t after he asks about when will the stadium be built

Hicks and Gillet will announce that building will begin on 22nd Dec 2012, hoping the world ends the previous day.  Once the world does not in fact end they'll be gutted and will be forced to sell the club

Leeds will be back in the Prem.

We'll be playing FIFA 2051 on the playstation 22

Hahaha

Voronin wins Player of the year.

Hahaha
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Bill Gates will die once created windows 77

It will be discovered that global warming is the only thing stopping the alien invasion.