100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

The ice caps will melt

People on forums will correctly spell (on EACH attempt) Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing.

Tevez will find a club he's happy at !

The words "their", "they're", and "there" will be used correctly throughout internet forums and social media.

Everton will cease to exist.

The words "their", "they're", and "there" will be used correctly throughout internet forums and social media.

I'm one of the culprits there mate but I married a teacher and she's punishing me every time I get it wrong!

A comedian on Show me the Funny will actually say something..erm..funny!

I'm one of the culprits there mate but I married a teacher and she's punishing me every time I get it wrong!

And the reason you haven't learned it yet?  I'm guessing you like the punishment, especially the gimp suit.   

Jean Alan Boumsong will be considered by many to be the greatest player of all time.

Jean Alan Boumsong will be considered by many to be the greatest player of all time.

And his cousin will be golden boot winner..

Steven Gerrard will nutmeg Chuck Norris in a charity football match.

Liverpool Champion

Liverpool Champion

Read you name from right to left and you sound like a typical backwards bluenose bitter.

3-0! Tastes bitter in here.

I will loose weight

My pet hates like ^ will no longer occur

My pet hates like ^ will no longer occur

You've got loose yourself in the music, the moment.

Don't loose you rag, that just makes you a looser. 

Don't loose any more sleep over it.

Liverpool Champion

We already are!!

Oh and Everton relegated 

I'll finish my F***ing Science Coursework!

We'll win the FA Cup beating the chavs 3-2.

Chelsea will get a new stadium. 

We'll win the FA Cup beating the chavs 3-2.

I figure I've got another 4 years before my prediction is wrong.

They will start building the stadium.