100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

Man will walk on Mars.

Warp speed will be discovered.

We win.

Rafa will leave.

Voronin wins Player of the year.

Rafa wins the Spanish treble with Real Madrid.

Pacheco will start a Premier League game - and score a hat-trick.

Then salute the crowd as he takes his retirement at the grand age of 37. :

Richobaz will praise Rafa.

Richobaz will praise Rafa.

And smoke one of Donrafael's socks?

Michael Owen will win another England cap.

The Lucas Leiva Development thread will reach 100,000 pages.

El Hadji Diouf will win European Footballer of the Year.

All Americans will have access to health care.

And the HIV virus will be eradicated in Africa.

Bin laden will give up his hideout!
(THE WHITEHOUSE)

Nuclear weapons will be found in iraq.

Prince charles becomes king charles.

Shabbadoo runs out of things to post on this thread.

Hicks & Gillet will sell up

Charles Ong becomes manager of Liverpool FC.

Shabbadoo runs out of things to post on this thread.

Ha ha.

A global ice age of biblical proportions

We'll be watching the footie on the Tele with 3D glasses on.