Farmville on Facebook

So, if you're so over it, why did you click that you like my Farmville status?

It'll get you in the end. It'll get you all.

And you'll have plenty of catching up to do.

I like that you're a moron.

And that I've resisted the ghastly Farmville.

How do I play this? Help me. I'm lost. Plow, harvest, arrow button, and a small patch of stupid land with 6 squares?

ROF - plant some crops by clicking on your plowed land, then harvest them when they're ready. Different crops take different amounts of time. You'll get XP (experience points) as you plow and harvest, and coins which enable you to buy more and bigger and better things. The more XP you get the more levels you go up over time, which will also enable you to buy bigger and better things. And look for Farmville gift notifications on your Facebook homepage. Accept as many neighbours as you can get. The more you get the better off you'll be.

Click on those little squares you have, as long as they are plowed which i think they are when you start? Then pick a crop to grow! I started with eggplant i think.

The more I read this thread the more I begin to wonder if this is a disguised sex tips thread?

I've got a farm like, it's a pile of sh*te - but I've got a trillion gifts that I've received off Gow.

It would probably fill my farm, but unfortunately after a day or so of playing it I suddenly realised...

That I have a life.

I've got a farm like, it's a pile of sh*te - but I've got a trillion gifts that I've recieved off Gow, it would probably fill my farm, but unfortunately after a day or so of playing it I suddenly realised...

That I have a life.

Off to get your hair done then?

The more I read this thread the more I begin to wonder if this is a disguised sex tips thread?

Some sort of sexual wa...lking?  They're only just getting warmed up!

Off to get your hair done then?

I wish.  You'll see me with a red mohawk next! 

So I've to wait for the crops to grow?

So I've to wait for the crops to grow?

You have to sit there and refresh the screen every 5 minutes for the crops to grow, once you've done this 10 times within 30 minutes, you shall have a full harvest!

Sucks. I'm out.

Not one of those games when I can fully have my hands on the keyboard for a long time!

Sucks. I'm out.

Not one of those games when I can fully have my hands on the keyboard for a long time!

No ROF! Persevere!

It makes me fall asleep!

It makes me fall asleep!

Just keep refreshing.  Your crops will grow young padawan.

And then it keeps loading.. loading.. loading.. over and over again.

It feels harder than a real farm. At least I get cash from that.

And then it keeps loading.. loading.. loading.. over and over again.

It feels harder than a real farm. At least I get cash from that.

Not harder than a real farm. TRUST ME. I have lived and worked on all my life up until i moved to the states. And the profits on this are way bigger than ones in real life too

Ive made a union jack out of my crops. How awesome am I?

KCS

Keep Crops Scouse.

That I have a life.

F**k off. Do you bollocks. You're always on Facebook.

Is there a better feeling than logging in and seeing a vast crop ripe and waiting to be harvested? Love it

Besides wa....lking i guess.

Damn you, Gow & bigv!

I folded Kenny.  

I've sent you a neighbour request ROF and you don't have to sit there and refresh the page that's only for people that are too busy wa...lking to do anything more productive.

^What he said^

Ban Court JD

F**k off. Do you bollocks. You're always on Facebook.

Well Facebook is the 'in' thing with us younger rapscallions, so I'm sure it does contribute towards some sort of life.

Listen to you all anyway! 

Waiting 3 - 4 days for virtual crops to grow! It's easier to watch paint dry these days!

^What he said^

Ban Court JD

Quit your insinuations otherwise I'll launch you in the Farmville 'sin bin', we've been testing this for weeks and it's not pleasent.

We've already given it to the likes of Richobaz, robbyr, & a few others.  Notice them posting recently? 

Got bored of it ages ago, was level 20 or so, but like I said I got bored.

Got bored of it ages ago, was level 20 or so, but like I said I got bored.

Bored, or did you see the light?