Best lines of commentry youve heard

Mellor. Lovely cushioned header FOR GERRRARRRDDDDD!!!! WHAT A HIT SON! WHAT A HIT!

And the best bit. "Well you'd take a tap in in the circumstances. What you have seen is a champions league strike as good as any the competition has produced"

It's not a Liverpool one, as I watch most L'pool games in portuguese or unknown languages on sopcast haha and the best one I remember (OO YA BEAUTY! WHAT A HIT, SON! WHAT-A-HIT!) was mentioned before, but you don't even need to understand Portuguese to know it was insane:

Gol do Petkovic de falta naração da Radio Tupi (Flamengo tri campeão Carioca em 2001)
(Flamengo needed to win by a 2 goal difference, and it was 43 min of the 2nd half)

"There's been a penalty awarded at Old Trafford — I don't think you need me to tell you which way it's gone."
        - Jeff Stelling, updating us on "Sky Soccer Saturday"

I know It's been mentioned but the FA cup final line on Sky sports sends shivers down my spine! "Four added mintues, and Gerrard ohhh...." Can remember that so clearly, remember watching it with my mates and running out into the garden!

Can anyone remember a line from the CL final, When Stevie scored and then started signaling to the crowd, and the commentator says "Now then, I wonder" or something like that.

I think the goal against Olympiakos was the best.

"Mellor. Lovely cushion header... for GERRARD. Oohhhhhhhhh, You Beauty!!! What a hit son, what a hit!"

I remember also when Xabi Alonso made it 3-3 in Istanbul.

"Misson impossible is  accomplished!"

I think the goal against Olympiakos was the best.

"Mellor. Lovely cushion header... for GERRARD. What a hit son, what a hit!"

I remember also when Xabi Alonso made it 3-3 in Istanbul.

"Misson impossible is  accomplished!"

you missed the main line
"OO YA BEAUTY!"

anyway, these two would go down as my favourite as well.

I'm young enough to have heard "They think it's all over, it is now !"
but for purely Liverpool ones it has to be "Ooh ya beauty"  

Liverpool with a score straight out of Posh Spice's diary: 8-nothing

you missed the main line
"OO YA BEAUTY!"

anyway, these two would go down as my favourite as well.

YEAH that one! Can't believe I forgotten about that line.

And Rush is on the far side.....is this 3?.....it is!!!!

And surely now...the double is about to be won 

FA Cup Final

"Liverpool has got possesion...four added minutes and........... GEEEERRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRR RRRRRD!!! ooooh! oooh! stunning!"

"take a bow son..I mean that....take a bow"

Have anyone got this on an audio file?

I found this one really funny :

Riise freekick, funny American commentary

Release the kraken !!!!!!!!!!!!

"Rush, Barnes, Rush, Barnes......Collymore  CLOSING INNNNN!!!! Liverpool lead in stoppage time! Kevin Keegan hangs his head. He's devastated"

"Rush, Barnes, Rush, Barnes......Collymore  CLOSING INNNNN!!!! Liverpool lead in stoppage time! Kevin Keegan hangs his head. He's devastated"

what a game that was it was voted match of the decade

A good one from that 4-2 win over Arsenal in the Champions League a couple of seasons back when Torres scored:

"Fantastic shot, absolutely wonderful goal!!! He is unstoppable!!!!!"

Just the way the commentator said unstoppable at the end!

David Coleman in the 74 cup final after our 3rd goal he says something like

Liverpool turned on their party piece and Newcastle were undressed

Anyone remember this.......For those watching in black and white.. Liverpool are the team with the ball.

"Some people are on the pitch...they think it's all over...it is now, it's four!" - Kenneth Wolstenholme during the World Cup Final in 1966. 

From the Newcastle 4-3 game again but a different commentator.

"Rush, Barnes, Rush, Barnes...chance for Collymore, HE'S WON IT!!!

from Sami's final match as a Liverpool player, whilst showing him crying:

"I think that sums it all up, what it means for a man to play for this footclub club"

Mellor. Lovely cushioned header FOR GERRRARRRDDDDD!!!! WHAT A HIT SON! WHAT A HIT!

And the best bit. "Well you'd take a tap in in the circumstances. What you have seen is a champions league strike as good as any the competition has produced"

he didn't want to wake up tomorrow morning in the uefa cup. he was saying that.
with one swing of his gifted right foot, steven gerrard says 'champions league, knock out stage, here we come'

I have this book called The Bowler's Holding, The Batsman's Willey  by Geoff Tibballs. It's full of funny sports quotations.

One of my fav's is from Andy Gray -  'For my money, Duff servicing people from the left with his balls in there is the best option'

I found this one really funny :

Riise freekick, funny American commentary

Release the kraken !!!!!!!!!!!!

. Can't believe nobody hadn't put that up yet. Can't believe I hadn't put it up yet.
Thats a classic that one. Stupid yanks.