Twilight/New Moon

Tonight I shall break my Twilight virginity.

At 8pm I will see what the fuss is about.

Why would you do this?

Am I the only one who is not wanting to see this? Seems like a movie for women......wait now i understand why you want to see it, what with the sex changes and all that

You've got it!

The only thing I am thinking at the moment is this:

Usually there is a woman figure in a film for the male viewers to fantasize about being with. From what I've heard this film could be the complete opposite?

I obviously prefer films where the man is chasing the woman as I can relate to it better, or is the film nothing like this?

(Not neccessarily directed at you tossbag!)

I'd urge you to keep your Twilight virginity in tact.  Its only little teenage girls that make a fuss over these films and books...the rest of us have sense.

Well, rip me all you want.

I actually really enjoyed that.

Don't give in like Ross everyone, stay a Twilight virgin.

Don't give in like Ross everyone, stay a Twilight virgin.

Erm...

Too late son.

(check above post!)

Erm...

Too late son.

(check above post!)

I think you read my post wrong.

F**k me.

I read 'Don't give in Ross. Stay a Twilight virgin'.

Strange.

Well, rip me all you want.

I actually really enjoyed that.

P**ck!

You let me down man. I will not see this!

EDIT: Unless it's with Megan Fox.

I just have no interest is Twilight.

Twilight virgin for life!

Well, rip me all you want.

I actually really enjoyed that.

Jaysus Ross!

Well, rip me all you want.

I actually really enjoyed that.

Soldier down, lads.

Off to watch New Moon!

(Not really, but I wouldn't be too surprised if I don't see it before too long).

It's a film? I've not opened this thread before, but I thought it was a thread about lunar activity.

It was even shi**er than I thought. You should have had a picture of Sir Patrick Moore.

Well, rip me all you want.

I actually really enjoyed that.

You aint the only one mate

I think i might be the only teenage girl who isn't completely obsessed with this whole saga. My friends will not stop talking about it, they've probably read the books a million times and i do not exaggerate.

Although, i did hear the main guy goes topless quite a lot so i may have to check that out.

OK. So, what the F**k is it?

Is it another thing in the Harry Potter mould or something?

OK. So, what the F**k is it?

Is it another thing in the Harry Potter mould or something?

Basically about a girl that moves to a new home and school and she falls in love with a guy that happens to be a vampire.

Sounds sh*t when you put it like that - someone put it like that to me and I thought I won't watch that then...

However it really is pretty decent! Good storyline!

Ah, cheers Ross.

I'll head back out of here now and forget about it then. 

Ah, cheers Ross.

I'll head back out of here now and forget about it then. 

I know you are sneaking off to the local video shop, be honest ken

I know you are sneaking off to the local video shop, be honest ken

Yeah, just before I go wash my hair and do my nails mate. 

Yeah, just before I go wash my hair and do my nails mate. 

I aint even gonna ask what hair you'll be washing. But enjoy the movie

I aint even gonna ask what hair you'll be washing. But enjoy the movie

 

On that note, I'm off to bed!

Don't get tempted to watch it.

For some reason, I think it's sh*te even though I've never watched Twilight. Don't wanna turn it on and change my mind! And for some other reason also, I would think only 13-16 year old girls love it.

That's what I thought. Until I watched it.

Don't knock until you try!

I tried it and its proper shocking this is one for the missus or your daughter

New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia

New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia

New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia

^^^ Brilliant!

Throw in a bit of Sadism and she'd be "flogging a dead horse". No? Sorry.