The FA Cup F.......zzzzzzz

Not expecting too much interest in this on the board but I take it - the lesser of two evils would be Chelsea winning it. Prevent the double kind of thing.

Maybe it would be quite amusing if Jose won, and dedicated the win to his dog, or even took the dog on the pitch and it did a big crap in the middle of the pitch?

With a bit of luck there might be a good ruck, and the deciding goal will no doubt have an element of 'cheatery' involved.

I can see that going to penalties really, I'll watch it though, but no doubt that "cheatery", dives and rolling on the pitch will be on the program....

Hmm I think I would rather Utd win. Chelsea ruined the last final in the Millennium Stadium (the cu*ts) and I don't want them winning anything else.
My plan for Saturday is get up about 9, get to library by 10-10.30 (yeh right!) and revise til about 2, then get a sandwich and move all of 50meters over to the Union to watch it. It will be really busy and I want a good seat.
THEN in the night is my housemate's birthday party in our house! Mad day

Nicola.

I can't believe you just said the C word.

I can tell your Welsh

Which one.. Chelsea or c**t??

How can you tell I'm Welsh?! :hearts: Only a good thing my man!!

Which one.. Chelsea or c**t??

I've got the word censor turned off on my account so I hope that some asterixes are appearing with that word.

The Che**ea word that is.

The only way to get the FA Cup Final here is by PPV,
I didn't even bother
I'm not interested

If I was forced to choose, I'd rather Chelsea win.

I've got the word censor turned off on my account so I hope that some asterixes are appearing with that word.

The Che**ea word that is.

Oh can we turn censor off?! I see "c**t" and "Chelsea" hehehe

.. Nahh I don't want smug Mourinho winning anything! The next day then he'll be like "ohh the FA Cup is way better than the Champion's League anyway.."  :

Had a thought on a couple of bets for the FA cup final can you think of anymore

Latest odds

The Man U fans sing some sort of anti scouse song whilst the granny sh**ger warms up-1/100
Who dives first the bookies cant split them ,Ronaldo/Cole – 1/2
Odds on Drogba recreating a scene from full metal jacket- Evens
Rooney swearing when introduced to the guest of honour- 2/1
Mourinho will not have had a shave and will stink of dogs-5/2
Rooney swears at referee     - 5/2
Ferdinand to forget about the final and go shopping – 3/1
National anthem replaced by “maybe its because I'm a Londoner" in recognition of the two cock ernie teams taking part – 7/2
Robben to fall over again!, but as he gets off the team coach- 4/1
Petr cech forgets safety helmet and has to borrow Shaun Wright-Phillips Bob the builder play hat – 5/1
Rooney elopes at half time with Betty aged 68 who works in the café as a hot dog maintenance operator – 6/1

Granted some of mine are pretty bad but can you think of a novelty bet you would take on to make tomorrows game more interesting?

Had a thought on a couple of bets for the FA cup final can you think of anymore

Latest odds

The Man U fans sing some sort of anti scouse song whilst the granny sh**ger warms up-1/100
Who dives first the bookies cant split them ,Ronaldo/Cole – 1/2
Odds on Drogba recreating a scene from full metal jacket- Evens
Rooney swearing when introduced to the guest of honour- 2/1
Mourinho will not have had a shave and will stink of dogs-5/2
Rooney swears at referee     - 5/2
Ferdinand to forget about the final and go shopping – 3/1
National anthem replaced by “maybe its because I'm a Londoner" in recognition of the two cock ernie teams taking part – 7/2
Robben to fall over again!, but as he gets off the team coach- 4/1
Petr cech forgets safety helmet and has to borrow Shaun Wright-Phillips Bob the builder play hat – 5/1
Rooney elopes at half time with Betty aged 68 who works in the café as a hot dog maintenance operator – 6/1

Granted some of mine are pretty bad but can you think of a novelty bet you would take on to make tomorrows game more interesting?

Funniest thing I have read in a long while. 

Had a thought on a couple of bets for the FA cup final can you think of anymore

Latest odds

The Man U fans sing some sort of anti scouse song whilst the granny sh**ger warms up-1/100
Who dives first the bookies cant split them ,Ronaldo/Cole – 1/2
Odds on Drogba recreating a scene from full metal jacket- Evens
Rooney swearing when introduced to the guest of honour- 2/1
Mourinho will not have had a shave and will stink of dogs-5/2
Rooney swears at referee     - 5/2
Ferdinand to forget about the final and go shopping – 3/1
National anthem replaced by “maybe its because I'm a Londoner" in recognition of the two cock ernie teams taking part – 7/2
Robben to fall over again!, but as he gets off the team coach- 4/1
Petr cech forgets safety helmet and has to borrow Shaun Wright-Phillips Bob the builder play hat – 5/1
Rooney elopes at half time with Betty aged 68 who works in the café as a hot dog maintenance operator – 6/1

Granted some of mine are pretty bad but can you think of a novelty bet you would take on to make tomorrows game more interesting?

sounds about right mate!!

Neil Warnock makes a late claim that both the chavs and the urinals should be disqualified, as they are both fielding ineligible players / actors as neither of the diving barstewards Drogda or Ronaldo have their equity cards. 7 – 1

He also suggests that Sheffield and Everton should replace them in the final because they are both sh*t and haven’t won anything for years. 9 – 2 

Lampard or Terry cry when the Mancs win..

chelski & man yoo disguilified

Had a thought on a couple of bets for the FA cup final can you think of anymore

Latest odds

The Man U fans sing some sort of anti scouse song whilst the granny sh**ger warms up-1/100
Who dives first the bookies cant split them ,Ronaldo/Cole – 1/2
Odds on Drogba recreating a scene from full metal jacket- Evens
Rooney swearing when introduced to the guest of honour- 2/1
Mourinho will not have had a shave and will stink of dogs-5/2
Rooney swears at referee     - 5/2
Ferdinand to forget about the final and go shopping – 3/1
National anthem replaced by “maybe its because I'm a Londoner" in recognition of the two cock ernie teams taking part – 7/2
Robben to fall over again!, but as he gets off the team coach- 4/1
Petr cech forgets safety helmet and has to borrow Shaun Wright-Phillips Bob the builder play hat – 5/1
Rooney elopes at half time with Betty aged 68 who works in the café as a hot dog maintenance operator – 6/1

Granted some of mine are pretty bad but can you think of a novelty bet you would take on to make tomorrows game more interesting?

Glenbuck that was class !! 

I really don't care who wins it, but if i was forced to choose i would have to say the chavs, just so the mancs can't do the double.

Cant see Chelsea winning especially with Carvalho not being fit

Had a thought on a couple of bets for the FA cup final can you think of anymore

Latest odds

The Man U fans sing some sort of anti scouse song whilst the granny sh**ger warms up-1/100
Who dives first the bookies cant split them ,Ronaldo/Cole – 1/2
Odds on Drogba recreating a scene from full metal jacket- Evens
Rooney swearing when introduced to the guest of honour- 2/1
Mourinho will not have had a shave and will stink of dogs-5/2
Rooney swears at referee     - 5/2
Ferdinand to forget about the final and go shopping – 3/1
National anthem replaced by “maybe its because I'm a Londoner" in recognition of the two cock ernie teams taking part – 7/2
Robben to fall over again!, but as he gets off the team coach- 4/1
Petr cech forgets safety helmet and has to borrow Shaun Wright-Phillips Bob the builder play hat – 5/1
Rooney elopes at half time with Betty aged 68 who works in the café as a hot dog maintenance operator – 6/1

Granted some of mine are pretty bad but can you think of a novelty bet you would take on to make tomorrows game more interesting?

Just got home from a rubbish day at work and that has cheered me up no end, mate!!
"Mourinho will not have had a shave and will stink of dogs-5/2"!! I'll still be laughing at that tonight!

Lampard doesn't return for the second half and is soon discovered by Mourinhos dog covering for Betty after her eloping with Rooney. Wonder what odds I'd get for that?

I can see Ronaldo in the first 2 minutes doing some stop overs and then slippin on the ball and winning a penalty, then i expect the score to stay the same intill half time when lampard buys a pie he will be ready for the second half, and Mourinho saying to cole and drogba, theres a way back in to this ill set my dog on the reff then you two hold ya head in the box as if you have been punched and we can make it 1-1, and then chavski will make it 2-1 when drogba falls over again, and then Ronaldo walking away crying saying y didnt i dive again.

Wonder what odds we would of got for the dog going back to Portugal ? Drat......... should of thought of that one 

I think Blackpool v's Oldham is a more interesting match tomorrow. 

Whats this about a cup final?tommorow ive not heard owt i thought it was wednesday oh it the fa cup whats this small cup i ask?

i hope the roof stays open and it pees down non stop....i'll be watching real mean take on each other in a major european sport final- leicester v wasps, heineken rugny cup final