No Game What Are You Gonna' Do?

Oh dear.

Tell me about it Gow.

Few drinks if I can reach the pub!

Tell me about it Gow.

Things I'd do to her. ROF is gonna explode in his kecks when he sees those pics! Looks like she's got a bit of a cesarean tum though.

Referee.

Things I'd do to her. ROF is gonna explode in his kecks when he sees those pics! Looks like she's got a bit of a cesarean tum though.

Ha Ha I know feel Guilty for even looking at her, but Wowsers lmao.

Let's face it if you're gonna disgrace yourself you might as well ask her if her two mates can join you!

Let's face it if you're gonna disgrace yourself you might as well ask her if her two mates can join you!

Too much to lose, but boy if I was single

Too much to lose, but boy if I was single

I know you've showed us a pic of your missus!

21 year old anorl, bet she's like Dirk Kuyt in the sack.












(Touch of a rapist included)

21 year old anorl, bet she's like Dirk Kuyt in the sack.












(Touch of a rapist included)

 

Too much to lose, but boy if I was single

I think you sir, are a prime candidate for polygamy.

Video call my my best girl in Malaysia?

or

Play FM 10?

Yup imagine retiring to bed like this every night.

Fckin hell Gow you gettin picky cesarean tum .If i was single that would,nt be stopping me .

Things I'd do to her. ROF is gonna explode in his kecks when he sees those pics! Looks like she's got a bit of a cesarean tum though.

If the snow comes as predicted ,have to go and dig my chicks out ,nothing spectacular putting my tickets in a safe place for the new date bet it will be midweek and that is torture for me and expensive.

Yup imagine retiring to bed like this every night.

Or this?

EDIT: Never mind, picture doesn't work I can imagine you imagine that every night though

Video call my my best girl in Malaysia?

or

Play FM 10?

FM 10. Duh.

Off topic slightly i know but i done a job for a midwife today and she was telling me the government is encouraging more girls to have baby,s at home because more and more of them want c sections and its costing too much ,she was saying more women now are less tolerent of the pain ,all i know is when we had our girls the gas consumption went up similar to now my missus gave it a hiding.

This thread has turned into RLB and his fantasies.

I can imagine you imagine that every night though

Nah mate the one snoring her head off beside me keeps me awake enough, couldn't handle another nine of the fuckers doing it unison

This thread has turned into RLB and his fantasies.

Don't most threads mate

Nah mate the one snoring her head off beside me, keeps me awake enough couldnt handle another ten of teh fuckers doing it unison

Just tell them to shove a c...... sock in it

Just tell them to shove a c...... sock in it

^^
WOMEN DO NOT:
SNORE
BURP
SWEAT
OR FART
THEREFORE: THEY MUST bi*ch OR THEY WILL EXPLODE


Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.

No game on? Well I'll probably just post some jokes in wrong threads  

Sorry Gow that girl is not my type. She looks too much of an angel  .

Gotta add that she has a hot bod and I'm loving that nice little chinese tattoo that means 'Love'.

Well there's no game again today so it looks like I'll have to do those little jobs around the house I have been putting off before I go on nights for the weekend.