Things you would never hear Rafa say..

Don't think we'll ever hear him say "Welcome back LFC-Red, how was your ban ?", I know I've been there myself  

 

Am I the only one who's exhausted trying to read all that?

Didnt bother myself too much in there for a quick flick through all the posts

Back on toic of things Rafa wont say

LUCas! I am your father...

"Come back Pako!"

I think that really is one that we're never going to hear!!

'Why aren't my tactic's working, when I make my change on 65mins on Football manager, it always swings the game my way!'

We intend to attack

its well unfair all these 'we intend to attack comments'

Haven't been banging in as many as last season but we've had nando out for god knows how many games and gerrards been missing too.

We scored sh*t loads last season so its unfair to say Rafa is negative etc.

"I love my tongue up Montse's bum"

”Fancy a bum Man on man action“

"I love my tongue up Montse's bum"

pur-leeese

 

I'll start....

"I was wrong with my team selection and my substitutions."


Next.....

Spot on there!! I  think you could add " I'm going to start making substitutions when they still have time to change a game "   

I've got the backing off the owners for the summer transfer window