Dirk Kuyt (Juventus)

What is going on here like

i refuse to believe we'll lose Kuyt, Maxi and Bellamy in one window.... Dirk is a scouser for life.

Exactly .

We may end up with one striker and a manager who has nothing but two stories of how he got sacked in his CV.

YANKS OUT!

With Woy as our manager, Dirk will stay committed.

This Poulsen lad looks like a real fighter - just the kind of player who will give our midfield steel! And I've also read that Paul Konchesky is the English Paolo Maldini. Great times are back boys!

There's talk of us signing that Carroll lad from Newcastle, he won't be able to play with Nando so we should we should pass.

Slight rumour going round, Nando's off, going to cry here, say it ain't so!! 




Sorry but am I in the F***ing twilight zone today? 

Well this is a real head F**k!

Well this is a real head F**k!

You gotta own the drug man... don't let it own you. 

Do you all know something I don't know.

Do you all know something I don't know.

The times they are changing.

Slight rumour going round, Nando's off, going to cry here, say it ain't so!! 




Sorry but am I in the F***ing twilight zone today? 

There's also rumours that they're going to sack woy and replace him with Kenny and then sack Kenny and replace him with the F***ing manager of swansea! 

The press really are F***ing mad, make sh*t up as they go along. AS IF! 

You blokes are mad. No chance we let Bellars, Maxi and Dirk go in one window.

And Kenny in for Woy? As much as we love that to happen it never will.

YANKS OUT.

(I bet posts like these were actually being said at the time).

You blokes are mad. No chance we let Bellars, Maxi and Dirk go in one window.

And Kenny in for Woy? As much as we love that to happen it never will.

YANKS OUT.

(I bet posts like these were actually being said at the time).

DALGLISH!!

Oh man. I've woken up on the wrong side of the bed again

Brilliant.
 
Topic of the year so far

 

Oh man. I've woken up on the wrong side of the bed again

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You think you've got problems,I'm in the wrong year, I think! 

 Have a strong feeling we'll play 2 Wembley finals next year. Fingers crossed.

Have a strong feeling we'll play 2 Wembley finals next year. Fingers crossed.

Dirk hat trick in each.

Time to move this one then.

Downing's doing well for Villa. Anyone think he's worth a punt?

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You think you've got problems,I'm in the wrong year, I think! 

haha I must've woken up in a time warp!

Have a strong feeling we'll play 2 Wembley finals next year. Fingers crossed.

Oh, yeah, who do you think you are, Mystic Meg!
 If you're right though, can you give me the lottery numbers. 

Downing's doing well for Villa. Anyone think he's worth a punt?

Not convinced on Downing, but Henderson looks boss.
So long as we swerve Charlie Adam...