Words or phrases that annoy the hell out of you (or make your cringe)

Exactly mate, "ya f***in' scruffy c**t" is much better than "meff"

  agreed

Innit.

Pisses me off when people say that, it's so chavvy IMO.

Innit.

Pisses me off when people say that, it's so chavvy IMO.

Awww yeah.

Innit?

Horrible when that accidentally slips out of your mouth though. Just feel like such a let down.

Annoys the F**k out of me the way simultaneously everyone is  saying sound,made up and ciggies and they haven't got a good word to say about scousers but  obviously love the way they talk - and can't stand the accent by the way???       full of sh*t.

Cheeky.

I used to say it, then my mate's stole it, and now I realize how much of a bellend I sounded (yet they copied me!)

E.g. You want a 'cheeky' pint? No, mate I don't want a cheeky F***ing pint, I'll just have an pint! There is nothing cheeky about it!

I'm not being funny but I knew this bird who was a sound character, she was pretty mint - then she got preggers, and her other half obviously thought it was lush 'cus he was about to be a dad.

Basically, I was speaking to her, and don't get me wrong she's obviously pretty hot, and I asked her how she felt about becoming a mum and she said, "whatever, innit?"

Now her dad's bought her a 52" HDTV and I went round to have a look at it - it's SICK! Obviously basically her dad thought she could use some support innit, whatever.

Haha, I'm joking guys

Hope you all behave yourselves and stay on-topic.

... Hehehehe. Woof.

'Sound'.

That should be ban straight away, one of the greatest Scouse sayings ever!

One of the most offensive words I find disgusting is, Window licker it makes me so f**king crazy with rage .Why use the word its horrible.

Some are just normal words here in Aus. Like naughty, or cheeky. Just everyday words.

I like saying some as a pisstake but whoever says innit, mint and preggers for real is a right knob.

I have a sorta friend, i don't really like her much as she's the annoying type, that says 'me so...' instead of 'I'm so...'. DOES MY F***ing HEAD IN! I'm ready to knock her block off (which is another stupid saying if your a bigger build of a person because it makes you sound dumb as dog sh*t)(which is another stupid saying because since when did someone test out the IQ of dog sh*t? Someone with too much time on their hands)(which is another sh*t one because people complain about not having enough time and when they do, they bag out whatever they do in that time. And since when was time on your hands? Shits me up the wall)(Which is yet another crap one as why do you produce turds when your angry? Are you overwhelmed with anger that you lose control of your bowels? And why up a wall? Why do you want to lose control of your bowels and hurl it up a wall? That just makes things stinky and messy and the clean up is never pleasant)

I'm not being funny but I knew this bird who was a sound character, she was pretty mint - then she got preggers, and her other half obviously thought it was lush 'cus he was about to be a dad.

Basically, I was speaking to her, and don't get me wrong she's obviously pretty hot, and I asked her how she felt about becoming a mum and she said, "whatever, innit?"

Now her dad's bought her a 52" HDTV and I went round to have a look at it - it's SICK! Obviously basically her dad thought she could use some support innit, whatever.

Haha, I'm joking guys

Hope you all behave yourselves and stay on-topic.

... Hehehehe. Woof.

Must. Not. Neg him!!

Boss that lid.

Some are just normal words here in Aus. Like naughty, or cheeky. Just everyday words.

I like saying some as a pisstake but whoever says innit, mint and preggers for real is a right knob.

I have a sorta friend, I don't really like her much as she's the annoying type, that says 'me so...' instead of 'I'm so...'. DOES MY F***ing HEAD IN! I'm ready to knock her block off (which is another stupid saying if your a bigger build of a person because it makes you sound dumb as dog sh*t)(which is another stupid saying because since when did someone test out the IQ of dog sh*t? Someone with too much time on their hands)(which is another sh*t one because people complain about not having enough time and when they do, they bag out whatever they do in that time. And since when was time on your hands? Shits me up the wall)(Which is yet another crap one as why do you produce turds when your angry? Are you overwhelmed with anger that you lose control of your bowels? And why up a wall? Why do you want to lose control of your bowels and hurl it up a wall? That just makes things stinky and messy and the clean up is never pleasant)

Pure rant that mate Love it!

That should be ban straight away, one of the greatest Scouse sayings ever!

I'd imagine around the Liverpool area it's accepted language and it sounds right.

Where I'm from it just sounds kinda stupid at times.

Internet ones - 'pwned'. 'rofl'. etc.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Get the F**k out of here Ross that could not occur-the lady in question has a serious IQ issue there and people wonder why they get hit with fire hydrants.

I'd imagine around the Liverpool area it's accepted language and it sounds right.

Where I'm from it just sounds kinda stupid at times.

Internet ones - 'pwned'. 'rofl'. etc.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Oh em gee.



That could drive me to GBH that one.

Internet ones - 'pwned'. 'rofl'. etc.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Definitely! Idiots say that around here to be funny.

And pwned is just useless.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

That's pretty funny actually.

You hadn't just dropped your kecks had you?

My beautifull D-in Law (23) comes comes out with some orrble sayings like.

                                     Drop me out.
                                     Innit.
                                     Don't Lie (when you tell her something)FFS.

THE word I hate more than anything else is being called "MUSH".

The worst of the worst:

F**k the matrix   

sometimes even F**k DA matrix which is even worse.

"You know what I mean"

Some people put it at the end of everything they say but it just sound stupid.

Erm,Erm, Erm,Erm,

                                       Guesses anyone?

                                                              Pisses me right off,Erm Honest it does.

Was in town earlier and there was a group of chavs stood around acting all hard (outside McDonald's ), should have just recorded their conversation and put it in here, never realised the way they talk and what they say pissed me off so much.

Actually hate the phrase "in a bit".

Be gone.
Goin on.
When every girls says all lads are the same.
When Blues noses say all the time Liverpool are S**T.

When someone says.."Literally" in a completely "non Literal" term.

When used in 99% of the conversations it makes the person sound like a f***in' Idiot.

For example...." When I heard that story I literally had a heart attack"....Really, so you actually had a heart attack?  In reality, you were rushed to the hospital because you had a heart attack. Because thats what "Literally" means...It means, the anecdote your using, the word "Literally", means you actually happened to have a heart attack.

So I surmise that people who use the word, w/out knowing the real meaning, and use it for effect, are morons. Literally.

Too use it correctly would be, for example...."Hicks and Gillette are Literally the worst owners LFC have ever had".  Now that is using the word correctly.