Valentines Day....

Bringing the long suffering girlfriend on a weekend away.
She thinks its just for time away from the baby but I'm going to propose.
No pressure

Great stuff mate, hope it goes well for you, let us know what she says. 

Not sure if this has been posted on here but made me chuckle


http://www.pumahardchorus.com/


Apparently its a bunch of Spurs fans straight after the Leeds game..

Na, she didn't work that out herself. Had to smack her over the head with the ironing board in the end

Bloody typical, then they moan when they get beaten

Bloody typical, then they moan when they get beaten

Exactly! "Need stitches" this, "Head trauma" that. Just shutup and iron, woman

Exactly! "Need stitches" this, "Head trauma" that. Just shutup and iron, woman

Then they wonder what we are thinking etc. Well the only thing I'm wondering is how she got out the damn kitchen and why isn't she fecking cooking or ironing!

Then they wonder what we are thinking etc. Well the only thing I'm wondering is how she got out the damn kitchen and why isn't she fecking cooking or ironing!

How DO they get out of the kitchen?! Seriously, she comes and sits next to me on the lounge and im like "How the F**k did you get out of those chains!? And why the F**k did you not at least bring me a F***ing beer?!"

I hope none of our female forumites are reading this

I am bigv and I'm watching you  

I am bigv and I'm watching you   

Stop hiding behind the couch and go get me a cup of tea.

Stop hiding behind the couch and go get me a cup of tea.

Only if you say please  Two sugars? or are you sweet enough 

Only if you say please  Two sugars? or are you sweet enough 

Pretty please with sugar on top (but not in my tea - I'm sweet enough)

Only if you say please   Two sugars? or are you sweet enough  

Please!? You gotta get your chains tightened, getting too much attitude there

Pretty please with sugar on top (but not in my tea - I'm sweet enough)

OK then, you've twisted my arm, anything else Mr Redkenny? 

Please!? You gotta get your chains tightened, getting too much attitude there

Behave you, or you'll get a spanking 

Behave you, or you'll get a spanking 

A woman give ME a spanking? You're having a laugh.

I really am in trouble

I was going to book a table for me and the misses........ but i thought it might end in tears...............
she is f#kin useless at snooker............

I was going to book a table for me and the misses........ but I thought it might end in tears...............
she is f#kin useless at snooker............

I was going to book a table for me and the misses........ but I thought it might end in tears...............
she is f#kin useless at snooker............

 

I was going to book a table for me and the misses........ but I thought it might end in tears...............
she is f#kin useless at snooker............

Not to mention it would mean letting her out the kitchen. Women should only be let out the kitchen for special occasions; Sex, and to collect your washing and plates. Though the first is a personal preference.

Not to mention it would mean letting her out the kitchen. Women should only be let out the kitchen for special occasions; Sex, and to collect your washing and plates. Though the first is a personal preference.

Aye, is right. Add to that list washing and bringing you a beer. And thats it.

The beer is covered - mini fridge next to the sofa

The beer is covered - mini fridge next to the sofa

Running on the solar power generated from her riding a bike.

Nar, not the bike. Its generated by washing dishes and ironing. So she must never stop!

Nar, not the bike. Its generated by washing dishes and ironing. So she must never stop!

But how will she continue to keep fit? You don't want a missus with excellent upper body strength through the arm motion of washing dishes and no cardio, do you?

But how will she continue to keep fit? You don't want a missus with excellent upper body strength through the arm motion of washing dishes and no cardio, do you?

Ive got it. Shes on the bike while washing dishes. Done and dusted