Valentines Day....

Ive got it. Shes on the bike while washing dishes. Done and dusted

Is right mate but you'd have to spend money to buy her the bike.This money could be better used buying beer for the fridge.Tie some copper wire and a magnet on opposite legs and tell her to run around the kitchen whilst washing the dishes - she would generate enough electricity to power the fridge at the same time as washing up,simples.

Is right mate but you'd have to spend money to buy her the bike.This money could be better used buying beer for the fridge.Tie some copper wire and a magnet on opposite legs and tell her to run around the kitchen whilst washing the dishes - she would generate enough electricity to power the fridge at the same time as washing up,simples.

You sound like you know a lot about this Roy

What?You mean about generating electricity?

Yeah, generating electricity

Here's a top tip Dave,Tie multiple coils and magnets on their legs,far more efficient, you can run a much bigger frdge(more beer and room for some Scooby snacks), and she doesn't even have to run round any faster.I really am a thoughtful,careing person.

You are Roy, clearly you treat your missus with the love and respect any slave should get

Mate an Ocker's life is a lonely one,only the sheep offer solace.

Mate an Ocker's life is a lonely one,only the sheep offer solace.

That would be for the Kiwi's mate

Erm, I'm very romantic when I get the chance you bigvburger.

Welll in racer. Give her one for me!

Ha Ha. Imagine..

Oh by the way hun this ones for Gow. Followed by an air high five

I think its a rip off mate.. I know how the love is in the air.. Its having a good spread off...