Trending Topics

      Next match: LFC v Brighton [Premier League] Sun 31st Mar @ 2:00 pm
      Anfield

      Today is the 28th of March and on this date LFC's match record is P26 W11 D3 L12

      Gis a game!

      Read 9823 times
      0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
      bigvYNWA
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 16,795 posts | 994 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #92: Mar 13, 2010 06:09:16 pm

      I'll take one of those as well actually thanks!
      Eem
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 6,018 posts | 89 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #93: Mar 13, 2010 09:06:41 pm
      I'll take one of those as well actually thanks!

      But H&G will sell me to pay for it!
      bigvYNWA
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 16,795 posts | 994 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #94: Mar 13, 2010 09:36:33 pm
      But H&G will sell me to pay for it!

      Sorry mate, man needs his chicken! ;D
      Eem
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 6,018 posts | 89 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #95: Mar 13, 2010 09:37:40 pm
      Sorry mate, man needs his chicken! ;D

      Now I know how Alonso felt.
      crzy_jkr@u
      • Forum Legend - Benitez
      • *****

      • 1,774 posts | 29 
      • Rebuilding a legacy...Trust, Will, Pride, Respect.
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #96: Mar 13, 2010 09:37:45 pm


      Unique Skills:  Can flash the opposion to distract them-


      Does this mean we'd get regular flashes in practise too, that we wont get distracted on the pitch?
      Reslivo
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 14,490 posts | 521 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #97: Mar 13, 2010 10:59:25 pm
      Name: Res

      Age: 22

      Position: Center-mid

      Unique skills: Can play long and short passes without losing the ball. Not afraid to tell Carra to STOP F***ing HOOFING IT.
       
      Minutes: ~70

      Things I won't do: Pass sideways for 90 minutes.

      Favourite word or phrase: For F**k F***ing sake.
      AussieRed
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 20,583 posts | 6643 
      • You'll Never Walk Alone
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #98: Mar 14, 2010 01:36:19 am

      Things I won't do: Tell people about your secret relationship with Kuyt.



       :lmao: :lmao:


      Having a ball reading the answers...some right funny bas**rds we are , JD I think this wins my vote for topic of the year.


      Reprobate
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 11,055 posts | 436 
      • Avatar by Kitster29@Deviantart.com
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #99: Mar 15, 2010 06:17:00 pm
      Things I won't do: Call my teammates ā€œTossersā€.  Because, actually  I donā€™t even know what that word means.
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tosser
      That site is full of swearing, by the way. Just warning you.

      We demand proof  :P
      « Last Edit: Mar 15, 2010 06:22:23 pm by Reprobate »
      Semple
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 7,854 posts | 149 
      • Ireland's Finest Scouser. Henderson supporter.
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #100: Mar 15, 2010 07:46:02 pm
      To Rafa Benitez and the Liverpool Coaching Staff,
      Name: Paul Semple

      Age: 18

      Position: Striker

      Unique skills: I can talk English, a bit of Spanish, French and Irish

      Minutes: 60 mins, give me a few drinks and I can go all night,

      Cost: Free

      Things I won't do: Sleep on the pitch, give up when the going gets tough, miss an open goal

      Favourite word or phrase: Pass; Yesssssssssssssss get in; Nando, play the through ball.
      bigmack123
      • Forum Phil Babb
      • **

      • 170 posts |
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #101: Mar 16, 2010 10:41:54 pm
      Name: Barry

      Age: 32

      Position: From behind / Girl on top

      Unique skills: I can drive and pick my nose at the same time.

      Downfalls: Too nice.

      Cost: One KFC variety meal.

      Things I won't do: Full frontal nudity

      Favourite word or phrase: For f**k sake.

      That one cracked me up :D
      fazza21
      • Forum Emlyn Hughes
      • ****

      • 814 posts | 29 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #102: Mar 17, 2010 10:05:24 am
      Name: Francis Jeffers

      Age: 29 lad

      Position: Raggin me nans micra round Crosby

      Unique skills: got subbueto for christmas and im f***in boss

      Minutes: Will last the full 90 but might not do much for 89 of them minutes

      Cost: Probs aba Ā£500 now

      Things I won't do: bang sander westerveld but bet ya id bang that little pleb insua

      Favourite word or phrase: come ed den
      frizzby5
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 18,362 posts | 627 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #103: Mar 17, 2010 10:26:42 am
      Name: Francis Jeffers

      Age: 29 lad

      Position: Raggin me nans micra round Crosby

      Unique skills: got subbueto for christmas and im f***in boss

      Minutes: Will last the full 90 but might not do much for 89 of them minutes

      Cost: Probs aba Ā£500 now

      Things I won't do: bang sander westerveld but bet ya id bang that little pleb insua

      Favourite word or phrase: come ed den

      Yer not the ex bitter and now at Wednesday are ya ?
      He was a scouser as well !  :f_tongueincheek:
      billythered
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 10,821 posts | 4920 
      • From Doubters to Champions of the World
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #104: Mar 17, 2010 10:00:42 pm
        Name   Bill

         Age     48

          pos  LM

       unique skills..I can walk, piss, eat a kebab and be on the phone to the Dragon(missus) at the same time.

        Mins; 5 if i'm lucky, I just want the chance to headbutt that kunt G Neville

         Cost Free season ticket for the kop every season for life

        Things i wont do..Fail to butt Neville, pr**k

        Fav word/ phrase  Fergies a gum chewin f***in tw*t b***ard nobhead
      Misty
      • Forum Legend - Fagan
      • *****

      • 2,584 posts | 62 
      • At the end of the storm- Is a golden sky....
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #105: Mar 17, 2010 10:10:53 pm
      haha this thread is hilarous!!

      And no- the flashing is for the opposition only!
      (for distraction purposes!)
      Gow
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 13,531 posts | 282 
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #106: Mar 17, 2010 11:52:49 pm
      To Rafa Benitez and the Liverpool Coaching Staff,

      Name: Gow (dead good for shouting dead loud from the touchline; everyone will hear you)

      Age: 31

      Position: Left Back or Midfield

      Unique skills: I don't really have any. I can turn my eyelids inside out though. But Kenny doesn't like it, so I haven't been allowed to do it for many many years.

      Minutes: 10 on, 10 off preferably. Willing to play goalie in and out.

      Cost: I'll just be made up when birds sell their stories to the News of the World. It will make me feel like my willy's dead big.

      Things I won't do: Be good at football.

      Favourite word or phrase: 'A crate of Grolsch please love'.
      crouchinho
      • Forum Legend - Shankly
      • ******

      • 42,508 posts | 2620 
      • TU TA LOUCO? FILHO DA PUTA!
      Re: Gis a game!
      Reply #107: Mar 18, 2010 05:58:13 am
      To Rafa Benitez and the Liverpool Coaching Staff,

      Name: Gow (dead good for shouting dead loud from the touchline; everyone will hear you)

      Age: 31

      Position: Left Back or Midfield

      Unique skills: I don't really have any. I can turn my eyelids inside out though. But Kenny doesn't like it, so I haven't been allowed to do it for many many years.

      Minutes: 10 on, 10 off preferably. Willing to play goalie in and out.

      Cost: I'll just be made up when birds sell their stories to the News of the World. It will make me feel like my willy's dead big.

      Things I won't do: Be good at football.

      Favourite word or phrase: 'A crate of Grolsch please love'.


      :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      In stitches here.

      Quick Reply