Reasons you should never date a girl

This is being put out their due to an recent experience with a truly HORRIBLE blind date I recently went on.  If a Women uses or shows at least 3 of these signs while on your date it is best to lose her number and call it quits.

1.  If during the dinner or lunch, she proceeds to talk about her ex boyfriend for me than 25 minutes. Your fu**ed.

2. When unlocking and opening your car door for her, If she sits down and doesn't give the reach over to unlock you door. Its already going to be a bad night. Basically thats shows she has no manners and is self centered.

3. During dinner tells you what to order, shows she is a control freak and may have deep seated control issues.

4. When sitting down. pull her chair out for her. If she doesn't say thank-you. Shes selfish and ill mannered.

5.  Is drunk before the appetizer arrives.

6.  If she tucks her napkin in her shirt, instead of placing it in her lap then she has no class.

7.  If the hour long dinner is spent talking about her cats or her collection of stuffed troll dolls.  Then just run. Really.  Run out of the restaurant.

8.  See how she treats the waiter or waitstaff. If rude,condescending and just plain ignorant. If degrading a poor 19 year old waitress in front of 30 other diners is her idea of proper behavior.  Then she is not worth extending the date past the main course.

9.  If she asks about your job and follows it up with how much money you make and the balance of your savings and Investments.  Excuse yourself to the restroom and try to fluch yourself down the toilet for a hasty exit.

!0. Gets upset because the Classic 5 star restaurant served a 15 year old bottle of Pinot Noir imstead of "The new Stuff",

Just so you know. YES. This did happen to me. All in ONE night, on ONE date.

Very good points mate! I would have been screaming for the cheque at the end of that one! Have not been on one that bad myself, but been with a girl kinda like that. Not fun.

Ha!
Better luck next time YANK_LFC_FAN mate. You'll get a better one next time around.

Out of curiousity Yank, how did you manage to meet that girl up? Was it someone whom you've never met before?

Number 1 would be enough for me to get up and leave. By far the worst that.

Out of curiousity Yank, how did you manage to meet that girl up? Was it someone whom you've never met before?

That is the idea of a blind date, ROF. Your mates hook you up with one of their other mates.

Shocker, Yank. Reflects very well upon yourself if you can sit through that and be polite while being ashamed of her behaviour at the same time. Good man!

I went on a blind date once. The girl who hooked me up came out with us and I ended up going home with her. I was then with her for three months.

Christ Yank, that's a rough night that. She sounds like a proper bint. Dodged a bullet there mate, she might have acted nice and you then you'd have found out once you'd wasted even more time on her.   

So I take it things didn't go well then  

Better Luck next time mate and thanks for the heads up.  

Sounds interesting! Have you got her number? 

You obviously need to take a 'Scouser' on a date 

All good fun 

This is being put out their due to an recent experience with a truly HORRIBLE blind date I recently went on.  If a Women uses or shows at least 3 of these signs while on your date it is best to lose her number and call it quits.

1.  If during the dinner or lunch, she proceeds to talk about her ex boyfriend for me than 25 minutes. Your fu**ed.

2. When unlocking and opening your car door for her, If she sits down and doesn't give the reach over to unlock you door. Its already going to be a bad night. Basically thats shows she has no manners and is self centered.

3. During dinner tells you what to order, shows she is a control freak and may have deep seated control issues.

4. When sitting down. pull her chair out for her. If she doesn't say thank-you. Shes selfish and ill mannered.

5.  Is drunk before the appetizer arrives.

6.  If she tucks her napkin in her shirt, instead of placing it in her lap then she has no class.

7.  If the hour long dinner is spent talking about her cats or her collection of stuffed troll dolls.  Then just run. Really.  Run out of the restaurant.

8.  See how she treats the waiter or waitstaff. If rude,condescending and just plain ignorant. If degrading a poor 19 year old waitress in front of 30 other diners is her idea of proper behavior.  Then she is not worth extending the date past the main course.

9.  If she asks about your job and follows it up with how much money you make and the balance of your savings and Investments.  Excuse yourself to the restroom and try to fluch yourself down the toilet for a hasty exit.

!0. Gets upset because the Classic 5 star restaurant served a 15 year old bottle of Pinot Noir imstead of "The new Stuff",

Just so you know. YES. This did happen to me. All in ONE night, on ONE date.

Reasons not to date an American College Graduate you mean?

Good stuff there, Yank. Must have been one crap night for you.

Absolute nightmare YANK.

Put it down to experience Yank mate but Jesus H Christ that's a lot of experience for one night,and the worst thing about it is you had to pay for it.

Might I suggest you look for a girl from Ireland next. I'm not saying they're easy but by comparison....ok they're easy

Might I suggest you look for a girl from Ireland next. I'm not saying they're easy but by comparison....ok they're easy

Easy to get along with mate and a hell of a lot more fun.

5.  Is drunk before the appetizer arrives.

Have you still got her number mate?

Have you still got her number mate?

Is right Kenny a girl like that is always a FIRM favourite.

Is right Kenny a girl like that is always a FIRM favourite.

Actually that was the only + in that list for me

Well he knows now if the girl carries on like that an gets pissed dead quick forget the food and get the cheap wine on the go and it's wham,bam I'll call you a cab.

Well he knows now if the girl carries on like that an gets pissed dead quick forget the food and get the cheap wine on the go and it's wham,bam I'll call you a cab.

Nah.. Go back to hers and leave when she passes out

Nah.. Go back to hers and leave when she passes out

If you get back to her place and she's wacked the first thing she does is crash and that's no good to no one,nah the best thing is keep it moving mate and keep her awake well till she's in the cab home at least.

If you get back to her place and she's wacked the first thing she does is crash and that's no good to no one,nah the best thing is keep it moving mate and keep her awake well till she's in the cab home at least.

There's some info that would have saved me the walk of shame in the middle of town the morning after

#5.. I dont care if she gets a little buzz on and has a glass or two.  But she was downing SHOTS before the dinner arrived.  Now, I dont really care if a women drinks. Its ok.  But it was the really loud and obnoxious drinking.  It was a nightmare. The whole night just sucked ass.

#5.. I dont care if she gets a little buzz on and has a glass or two.  But she was downing SHOTS before the dinner arrived.  Now, I dont really care if a women drinks. Its ok.  But it was the really loud and obnoxious drinking.  It was a nightmare. The whole night just sucked ass.

How did you get shackled with it in the first place? by the sound of her she's put a gun to your head.

Boy, do you know how to pick 'em.

Come to think about it I have been out with girls in the past and when they get pissed it's like Jekyl and Hyde the next day if you see them again they can't believe they carried on like that.

I told you not to take Ross's Mum out!

5.  Is drunk before the appetizer arrives.

It's no coincidence that me and Kenny both pick up on this one. If a girl's more interested in drinking than eating it:

a) Saves you wasting your time on food and saves you money while creating more time for getting pissed.

b) Increases your chances of getting laid at the end of the night.

Like Kenny said, still got her number?

That is bad luck fella.

Just so you know. YES. This did happen to me. All in ONE night, on ONE date.

blah blah blah........what we all want to know is; did you get the ride? 

sounds bad but number 2 is the right thing to do. if she opened your door for you and some idiot took the door off you'd be well pissed. i wouldn't even think about her opening my door.

A girl paid my bill tonight. I got reall y drunk (still am at the moment) and she paid it. I cant believe... I should be posting in the reasons to be cheerful thread

Nice one mate, get any luckier later on ? 

Unfortunaley not but possibly in the future /;D

This girl really likes me i think, the only way I can see the situation

Feeling good

Good man Diego, all the best mate.

Youre a brave man Yank wouldn,t have made it past round one and would have saved a lot of money ,at least you know the signs now eh.

#2 THE DOOR TEST

The Door Test



The Door Test , that's what counts.

or try THE MARIO TEST:

Scene from A bronx tale- The Mario Test

A Bronx Tale - class movie.