Reasons you should never date a girl

#5.. I dont care if she gets a little buzz on and has a glass or two.  But she was downing SHOTS before the dinner arrived.  Now, I dont really care if a women drinks. Its ok.  But it was the really loud and obnoxious drinking.  It was a nightmare. The whole night just sucked ass.

#5.. I dont care if she gets a little buzz on and has a glass or two.  But she was downing SHOTS before the dinner arrived.  Now, I dont really care if a women drinks. Its ok.  But it was the really loud and obnoxious drinking.  It was a nightmare. The whole night just sucked ass.

How did you get shackled with it in the first place? by the sound of her she's put a gun to your head.

Boy, do you know how to pick 'em.

Come to think about it I have been out with girls in the past and when they get pissed it's like Jekyl and Hyde the next day if you see them again they can't believe they carried on like that.

I told you not to take Ross's Mum out!

5.  Is drunk before the appetizer arrives.

It's no coincidence that me and Kenny both pick up on this one. If a girl's more interested in drinking than eating it:

a) Saves you wasting your time on food and saves you money while creating more time for getting pissed.

b) Increases your chances of getting laid at the end of the night.

Like Kenny said, still got her number?

That is bad luck fella.

Just so you know. YES. This did happen to me. All in ONE night, on ONE date.

blah blah blah........what we all want to know is; did you get the ride? 

sounds bad but number 2 is the right thing to do. if she opened your door for you and some idiot took the door off you'd be well pissed. i wouldn't even think about her opening my door.

A girl paid my bill tonight. I got reall y drunk (still am at the moment) and she paid it. I cant believe... I should be posting in the reasons to be cheerful thread

Nice one mate, get any luckier later on ? 

Unfortunaley not but possibly in the future /;D

This girl really likes me i think, the only way I can see the situation

Feeling good

Good man Diego, all the best mate.

Youre a brave man Yank wouldn,t have made it past round one and would have saved a lot of money ,at least you know the signs now eh.

#2 THE DOOR TEST

The Door Test



The Door Test , that's what counts.

or try THE MARIO TEST:

Scene from A bronx tale- The Mario Test

A Bronx Tale - class movie.