April Fool's Day

It's this Thursday. Anyone got any pranks to pull?

Since my dad always takes the mick out of his brother for being ginger, I'm planning to rig a bottle of his shampoo with a mixture of shampoo and ginger hair dye. Teach him a bit of a lesson.

Anyone got any gooduns? 

Since my dad always takes the mick out of his brother for being ginger, I'm planning to rig a bottle of his shampoo with a mixture of shampoo and ginger hair dye. Teach him a bit of a lesson.

Pictures please, if he doesn't chicken you that is.

Pictures please, if he doesn't chicken you that is.

I'll get pictures alright.

Just wondering if it will actually work though. The water might dilute it too much

Might just go into a bank and start shouting stuff in Maltese, see if i get arrested or not

F***ing hell Ally!  My Dad would murder me if I did that!

I remember once when I was really young and I lived backing onto a canal.  My Grandma rang up saying that the Liverpool squad was going to be going down on a boat.

As you can imagine I was so excited and I couldn't believe my luck.  Another time she rang up and said that she'd left a big parcel outside the front door for me.  Infact, thinking about it, I owe her one!

A few years back i told the mate that Blink 182 were opening up a music shop in the shopping centre near us (dopey b***ard, why would they come to a town in northern ireland)
Needless to say he went down and queued outside the centre at about 7 in the morning, i got a call about half 8 saying, 'i wonder why, no ones lining up out here to see Blink?' Still didnt tell him the truth.
About 5 minutes later he rang back and said your a F***ing c**t i cant believe ive been waiting out here for the past hour and a half for no reason, i just asked the security guard why there wasnt a bigger crowd for these boys opening the shop, and needless to say the security guard burst out laughing in his face and said 'i think you've been had mate'

He took it all in his stride though, fair play!
He still hasnt got me back so i have to be on my toes at all tmes!

Are we taking odds on who's going to be the first to post that the Yanks have left?

Last year I managed to get a mate saying that his car had been nicked...he ran outside to the car park to find the space where his car was empty. He rang the police sqn on station (which I had tipped off that it was a prank) to say it had been nicked, and they came straight away and took a statement.

Silly bas*ard found his keys in the drawer, asked why they were there, then went for a tab, to see his car staring at him

As for this thursday, none planned at the moment, doesnt mean that none are going to happen in work

I'm gunna keep my head tomorrow. Got quite a few people that might be thinking of revenge after last year.

Every year I forget and I get done.  Not this year I tell ya!

I'm parked on double yellow, if i get a parking ticket i am not going to pay it and view it as an April Fools

I'm parked on double yellow, if I get a parking ticket I am not going to pay it and view it as an April Fools

well in mate

Come to think about it the Tax runs out on it tomorrow too, ah well, another excuse to leave it on the road, on double yellow and un-taxed until the 2nd. Like to see them try and fine me on that, i have the latest calender event as my alibi.

Might just go into a bank and start shouting stuff in Maltese, see if i get arrested or not

 

Never really pranked anyone for April fools before.

Don't really know anyone that does anything for it anymore.

Realising that the "hair-dye-shampoo" prank would fail, i decided i would need something more like ginger hair spray to get him. I planned to get up before him, sneak into his room and spray his hair ginger

So i went to Tesco just then and they had no spray hair dye
I just found some white hair dye in mine, not sure it would have the same effect though.

I need a new plan

Realising that the "hair-dye-shampoo" prank would fail, I decided I would need something more like ginger hair spray to get him. I planned to get up before him, sneak into his room and spray his hair ginger

So I went to Tesco just then and they had no spray hair dye
I just found some white hair dye in mine, not sure it would have the same effect though.

I need a new plan

Going all out, Ally...I like your determination.

RLB.  If I ever find you.

I'm not even joking.  I had the biggest smile on my face and the warmest feeling inside when I read that!

Going all out, Ally...I like your determination.

I get him good style every year

I should've put in a little bit more preparation, though i thought tesco sold absolutely everything - which they pretty much do.

I can't quite mix the white hair spray with any ginger colouring because i can't get anything into the can

Anyone else got any plans for tomorrow?

Why don't you trash your house and pretend you got burgled?

Google.

Mum put a wig in my bed.

It scared the sh*t out of me.