The Liverpool FC Player Elimination Game - Reasons Needed

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 12 + Because he's Gerrard
Torres - 13
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 8
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Degen - 0 - Because he's Degen
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Lucas' death brought about by a matter of seconds. Shattered

be strong mate...be strong

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 12
Torres - 14 (+1) Because I really want to he's amazing and scores whenever he's on the pitch
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 7 (-1) For not being sure about your future
Carragher - 9
Reina - 19
Degen - 0 - Because he's Degen
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Philip Degen has 0 so he's been eliminated

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 8
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 11 (-1) for keeping quiet
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 9
Reina - 20 (+1) for speaking out
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 9 (+1) for accumalating 9 Assists in 18 games of which over 50% of the appearances occurred as a sub, well done lad, i am expecting big things next season
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10 (-1) For being statistically equal to Dirk Kuyt last season, for your Childish tantrums you threw at your fellow players and for just being cr@p all season long. NOT ONE PLAYER IS BIGGER THAN THE CLUB, AND IT ALSO APPLIES TO YOU STEVIE G-enious
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 10
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 9
Reina - 20
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9(-) Not too sure what to make of the lad yet. At times very solid, at others very poor.
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 9
Reina - 21 (+) Saved a shaky defence many a time last season
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 9(-1) Really let us down this season
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 10 (+1) Solid form as ever
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 5
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Right I've gone already but I'm going again to help cut this down a bit...

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 9
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 11 (Returned to England squad despite ridiculous British media criticism)
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4 (Making noises about leaving, unnappreciated)
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3

Johnson - 7
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 9
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4 (-1) because he's already left the club
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 9
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4 (+1) Let's give him a chance before we crucify him

Johnson - 6 (-) If you run up field to attack, run back to do what your paid to do.
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 9
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10 (+) helping the community out so often.
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10 (+) Engine room, irreplaceable
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 6 (-) Love him to bits but he needs to come out like Reina and commit
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 5 (sorry masch, as good as you are, you need to commit yourself)
Carragher - 12 (+) we all dream of a team of carraghers)
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10
Bruna - 4
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 5
Carragher - 12
Reina - 22 (+1) For being the only one fully committed and sure about your future and for speaking out on behalf of us . Love you baldy !
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10
Bruna - 3 (-1) Next Leo Messi ? I don't think so !
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 14
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 4 (-) for being over agressive and not shutting up when ref's are on his case
Carragher - 12
Reina - 23 (+) for genuinely giving a sh*t in this hard time.
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10
Bruna - 3
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 9
Torres - 15(+) Even on one good leg he is the best striker in the world.
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10
Bruna - 3 (-) Your not a superstar yet. Get your finger out and ask Pacheco for lessons in humbleness and how to learn about a clubs history and culture. Then maybe you can move forward.
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4
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Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 9
Torres - 15
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 6 (-) Because you are your wife's little bi*ch, If a woman complains you should be telling her "Oy Shut up woman, who pays for your handbags, make up, and all the other sh*t? NOW PUT THE KETTLE ON!
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 11 (+) Because i believe that one day you will be WORLD CLASS
Bruna - 3
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4
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Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10 (+1) Will hopefully be lifting the world cup up come July
Torres - 15
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 6
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 3 (-1) For saying AEK fans are better then us
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 11
Bruna - 3
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 15
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 6
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 3
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 8 (+1) No nonsense but seems to be gaining more composure as well
Threlfall - 3 (-1) He's gone hasn't he?
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 11
Bruna - 3
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 15
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 6
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 3
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 8
Threlfall - 3
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 11
Bruna - 3
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3 (-) Wasnt here last season so unfair on others if he stays on ahead of them
Silva - 1 Cause I think this guy will be quality
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Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 9
Torres - 15(+) Even on one good leg he is the best striker in the world.
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 7
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 4
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 7
Threlfall - 4
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 10
Bruna - 3 (-) Your not a superstar yet. Get your finger out and ask Pacheco for lessons in humbleness and how to learn about a clubs history and culture. Then maybe you can move forward.
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 4

can i ask why you have upped peoples scores?

Cavilereli - 5
Johnson - 5
Aquilani - 5
Agger - 5
Gerrard - 5
Torres - 5
Riera - 4
Aurelio - 5
Benayoun - 5
Kyrgiakos - 5
Maxi - 5
Kuyt - 5
Babel - 5
Mascherano - 5
Lucas - 5
Insua - 5
Carragher - 5
Ngog - 5
Reina - 6
Spearing - 5
Degen - 5
Plessis - 5
Nemeth - 5
Itandje - 5
El Zhar - 5
Darby - 5
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 5
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
San José - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 5
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 5
Shelvey - 5

Cavilereli - 5
Johnson - 5
Aquilani - 5
Agger - 5
Gerrard - 5
Torres - 5
Riera - 4
Aurelio - 5
Benayoun - 5
Kyrgiakos - 5
Maxi - 5
Kuyt - 5
Babel - 5
Mascherano - 5
Lucas - 5
Insua - 5
Carragher - 5
Ngog - 5
Reina - 6
Spearing - 5
Degen - 5
Plessis - 5
Nemeth - 5
Itandje - 5
El Zhar - 5
Darby - 5
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 5
Threlfall - 5
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 5
Hansen - 5
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
San José - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 5
Bruna - 5
Robinson - 5
Shelvey - 5

we shouldnt be starting again!! what are you doing man!!!

Johnson - 6
Aquilani – 9
Agger - 12
Gerrard - 10
Torres - 15
Kyrgiakos - 9
Mascherano - 6
Carragher - 11
Reina - 21
Nemeth - 3
Darby - 6
Kelly - 5
Irwin - 5
Škrtel - 8
Threlfall - 3
Eccleston - 5
Ayala - 6
Hansen - 4
Gulácsi - 5
Bouzanis - 5
Amoo - 5
Pacheco - 11
Bruna - 3
Robinson - 6
Shelvey - 3 (-) Wasnt here last season so unfair on others if he stays on ahead of them
Silva - 1 Cause I think this guy will be quality

can I ask why you have upped peoples scores?

Because I can.
It is part of the game after all