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      The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      May 28, 2010 02:15:47 am
      I'm not a violent man , it's just that some people really sh*t me  >:D

      Mr. Bean
      Abou Diaby
      Fran Drescher (The Nanny)
      Tom Cruise
      Alanis Morrissette
      Madonna

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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #1: May 28, 2010 02:30:46 am
      Justin Bieber
      Lady Gaga
      Sir Arse Face
      Andrew O'Keefe (Aussie deal or no deal host)
      The guy who sells Shamwows
      Chris Judd
      Bruce Mcavaney
      David Beckham (might fix his friggin voice seriously he sounds like daffy duck)
      Tony Abbott
      Bill Lawry
      Tony Greig (wouldn't mind punching him twice)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #2: May 28, 2010 02:33:57 am
      Tom Hicks and George Gillet.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #3: May 28, 2010 02:35:58 am

      This.

      Many others as well, i think id overload the forum with my list :D
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #4: May 28, 2010 02:58:54 am
      Bill Cosby
      Whoopi Goldberg (just because of her name)
      Clownaldo
      Oprah (see Whoopi)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #5: May 28, 2010 03:59:37 am
      Stephen Hawking (i don't like the sound of his voice)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #6: May 28, 2010 10:57:01 pm
      Rat boy from manure.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #7: May 29, 2010 12:32:45 am
      Jamie Rednapp (spelling?) and Andy Gray
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #8: May 29, 2010 12:33:49 am
      I'm not a violent man , it's just that some people really sh*t me  >:D

      Mr. Bean
      Abou Diaby
      Fran Drescher (The Nanny)
      Tom Cruise
      Alanis Morrissette
      Madonna



      Abou Diaby?

      I actually think he's quality.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #9: May 29, 2010 10:40:17 am
      The cast of Eastenders.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #10: May 30, 2010 07:49:34 am
      Stephen Hawking (i don't like the sound of his voice)

      :lmao: Whoaaa!!

      Andrew O'Keefe (Aussie deal or no deal host)
      The guy who sells Shamwows
      Bruce Mcavaney
      Tony Abbott
      Tony Greig (wouldn't mind punching him twice)

      AMEN!

      Add to that:

      John Howard
      Malcolm Turnbull
      Phil Gould
      Chris Bascombe
      Jamie Kanwar
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #11: May 30, 2010 11:53:40 am
      Lee Evans
      The bloke who stopped in front of me this mornin at an empty roundabout  :mad:
      The bi*ch in front of me this mornin who bought the last 6 croissants at the bakery  :mad: (i had a frustrating mornin)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #12: May 30, 2010 12:03:11 pm
      My dad.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #13: May 30, 2010 12:09:20 pm
      Lovin you suggestion of the shamwow guy dmasta ..... he needs a facekick as well ;)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #14: May 30, 2010 09:47:36 pm
      Justin Biber?
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #15: May 31, 2010 06:05:54 am
      Chad Kroger ? (frontman of Nickelback)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #16: May 31, 2010 10:28:04 am
      Tom Cruise - What an annoying dweeb.
      Eddie Mcguire
      Wilson Tuckey


      I love this thread.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #17: May 31, 2010 10:49:27 am
      Punch in the throat ain't enough. :D
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #18: May 31, 2010 11:54:08 am
      George W Bush and Osama for f**king up our peaceful world!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #19: May 31, 2010 11:55:59 am
      Kanwar......
      Chop his fingers off
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #20: May 31, 2010 01:28:49 pm
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #21: May 31, 2010 11:58:31 pm
      How could i forget this pr**k ...

      Adebayor - whinged like a little girl for a payrise with us . Left anyway , then when Citeh played us and he scored , the pillock went up to the homefans and celebrated and carried on . The man has no class .

      Adebayor for a punch in the throat , followed bya facekick
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #22: Jun 01, 2010 12:08:57 am
      Stephen Hawking (I don't like the sound of his voice)

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      That really made me laugh.


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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #23: Jun 01, 2010 12:17:14 am
      Chad Kroger ? (frontman of Nickelback)

      I wanna punch you in the throat now! :laugh:

      Apart from the obvious ones who have screwed over our club, spouted tripe about it etc I would have to go for Just A Pedo (sorry I mean Justin Bieber).
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #24: Jun 04, 2010 11:40:31 am
      Justin Bieber, Duncan Ferguson, Alex Ferguson, Ratboy, Scholes, Fat Frank, John Terry, H&G, Purslow, Helicopter Pilots from 203 Sqn (who fly over my block at 8am on a saturday morning when ive been in the boozer the night before), Ferguscum, Fat Sam, Florentino Perez, Keith Jardine, BJ Penn, .............i could go on for hours.

      (Also can i put a screwdriver inbetween my knuckles when i punch them????
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #25: Jun 05, 2010 12:21:28 am
      Kelvin Mackenzie then id fecking rip his head off and sh*t down his neck  :f_steam:
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #26: Jun 05, 2010 12:39:45 am
      Kristen Stewart, she need to lighten up that girl always looks like she's about to attempt suicide.
      Just annoys me.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #27: Jun 05, 2010 01:32:53 am
      Right now, anyone who has a bad word to say about Rafa's time at the club.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #28: Jun 05, 2010 02:08:07 am
      Right now, anyone who has a bad word to say about Rafa's time at the club.

      I agree. My sister came close earlier today.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #29: Jun 07, 2010 04:19:57 am
      Bindi Irwin - is she an alien ??? her eyes are too far apart and she creeps me out
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #30: Jun 07, 2010 04:23:08 am
      :D

      You'll cop a mouthful if you say it in public, mate! I can't remember who (i think Wil Anderson who i'd also love to punch in the throat) said something about her and was condemned in the media.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #31: Jun 09, 2010 04:09:10 am
      Billy f***ing Slater & Jonathan c***ing Thurston , the first is a dirty litlle sly cheap shot merchant and the other is a mouthy gobs***e and niether should be playin in Origin II
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #32: Jun 15, 2010 12:58:32 pm
      That really anorexic red head model off the tv, Lily Cole!
      « Last Edit: Jun 19, 2010 12:05:31 am by ORCHARD RED »
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #33: Jun 15, 2010 04:43:40 pm
      Everyone with a Vuvuzela.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #34: Jun 15, 2010 04:51:18 pm
      Your mothers. In the fannyzela.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #35: Jun 16, 2010 08:14:50 am
      You'd like to punch mothers in their fannies?
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #36: Jul 03, 2010 01:08:13 am
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #37: Jul 06, 2010 02:42:32 am
      Anyone from a L'oreal advert.

      Because, you're worth a punch in the throat.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #38: Jul 06, 2010 02:54:53 am
      Anyone from a L'oreal advert.

      Because, you're worth a punch in the throat.

      Brilliant !!!  :lmao:
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #39: Jul 06, 2010 10:45:54 pm
      Chris Moyles. Hate that tool!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #40: Jul 06, 2010 10:51:18 pm
      Mick Hucknall.

      Man do I hate that tw@.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #41: Jul 07, 2010 01:50:07 am
      Nick Clegg - I think I hate him more than 'Dave' Cameron
      David 'I'm gonna Steal your job' Cameron
      The Liverpool Board
      Tinnie Tempha I wish he'd f***in pass out
      that tw*t from N'Dubz the one with the hat


      but i'm a nice boy really
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      Reply #42: Jul 07, 2010 01:55:53 am

      Tinnie Tempha I wish he'd f***in pass out
      that tw*t from N'Dubz the one with the hat

      :lmao:

      Love these last 2 and couldn't agree more!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #43: Jul 07, 2010 07:27:55 pm
      The man off the go compare advert.
      and Bill cosby.
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      Reply #44: Jul 07, 2010 10:26:58 pm
      Pedro, for not passing to Nando :laugh:
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      Reply #45: Jul 28, 2010 04:35:25 pm
      Abou Diaby
      Diego Forlan
      Phil Neville
      Gary Neville
      Albert Riera
      Berbatov
      Luis Valencia
      John O'Shea
      The Small Pretty boy from JLS
      Frank Lampard
      H&G
      Britney Spears
      Victoria Beckham
      Ji-Sing Park
      Alex Fergerscum
      Arsene Wenger
      Ashley Cole
      Kerry Katona
      Simon Cowell
      Piers Morgan
      Inzaghi
      Benzema
      Tom Cruise
      Nani
      Hillary Clinton

      That pakistani girl from Big brother, years ago,that kept winging about Jade Goody being racist to her - F**k off

      Osama Bin Laden
      Sadam Housain
      Oprah Winfrey

      Too Mny :D

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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #46: Aug 09, 2010 08:41:14 pm
      Tiger Woods.

      Just do it. Again. And again. And again.
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      Reply #47: Aug 10, 2010 05:55:45 am
      Xavi - for tappin up Cesc even after he commited his future to us . Out of the league by January you say .

      F**k you Xavi ....... facekick for you as well you arrogant twunt
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      Reply #48: Aug 11, 2010 03:44:16 am
      That Kirdi Syrian dude for being a bum chum of the Yanks.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #49: Aug 11, 2010 04:27:06 am
      kelvin mackenzie - he was on would I lie to you on Dave. I quickly switched off, one look at his face and I thought, I'd like to punch that c**t in the throat.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #50: Aug 11, 2010 04:39:24 am
      kelvin mackenzie - he was on would I lie to you on Dave. I quickly switched off, one look at his face and I thought, I'd like to punch that c**t in the throat.

      This.

      Bet the c**t was right at place on that show! I found the idea of Kelvin MacKenzie lecturing on morals, whilst on public television, during Sachsgate f**king repulsive. Lying, obnoxious toad.

      Lee W, a dick from my year at school. The spotty dick looked and acted like the Sherminator from American Pie.

      Ga*y Nev*lle, Slur Awex Fwerguson

      ...and Robbie Williams, he is miserable tit. Was only a matter of time till his ego caved and he finally rejoined his 'brothers' in Take That.
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      Reply #51: Aug 11, 2010 05:06:06 am
      kelvin mackenzie - he was on would I lie to you on Dave. I quickly switched off, one look at his face and I thought, I'd like to punch that c**t in the throat.

      Brilliant , that is exactly the spirit i was after in this thread  :clap:
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #52: Aug 16, 2010 10:39:43 pm
      Jonathon Woss
      Chris Evans
      Anyone associated with Big Brother
      Mick Hucknall
      Anyone whose surnames Neville
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #53: Aug 16, 2010 11:50:30 pm
      Erm...Bruce Buck  :mad:
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #54: Aug 18, 2010 09:29:53 am
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #55: Aug 18, 2010 01:07:09 pm
      Joey Barton (suprised he hasn't been mentioned yet?)
      Harry Redknapp
      Reality TV "stars"
      Didier Drogba
      Justin Bieber
      Rio Ferdinand
      Colin W**ker
      Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian etc.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #56: Aug 22, 2010 06:33:40 pm
      Ricky Gervase always have the urge to kick this smug fat unfunny C**T  so hard between the legs he'll need a testicle retrieval op

      my C**TY younger brother - just for breathing!

      Jordan (or what ever the f**k she wants to call herself this week) do I you need an excuse?......

      WAGs..... F**King parasites who make a living off their hubbys/boy friends backs (except for Posh & Cheryl both had a career before they married)

      WAGs ..... For being F**King doormats  Toni Terry Prime example of this, grow a spine for crying out loud & do a Karen Parlour on him!!, & Abbey Clancy (who I happen to like) if she takes her advice &  goes back to Crouchy.
      « Last Edit: Aug 22, 2010 06:45:07 pm by Dizzy Munchkin »
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #57: Aug 22, 2010 07:13:18 pm
      No dissing Abbey. She's perfection ;)

      Peter Walton. What an ugly fella.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #58: Aug 26, 2010 04:07:11 pm
      Barcelona.

      F**k off you tapping up f**king cu*ts!!!!!!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #59: Aug 26, 2010 04:26:41 pm
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #60: Aug 31, 2010 05:46:00 am
      Tony De las Heras (Tony De la Fuckwit!) NRL referee.

      Brett Kimmorely.

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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #61: Sep 16, 2010 01:53:52 pm
      New NRL ones:

      Wendell Sailor

      Beau Ryan
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #62: Sep 16, 2010 01:57:20 pm
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #63: Sep 17, 2010 11:31:49 am
      I would like to punch the twunt in the throat that pissed all over the toilet seat at work . I had to go for a drive in the truck today to pick up some slabs of stone , and it's a hour drive each way . on the drive there i started to feel like i could take a dump so around 2 and a half hours later when i got back to work i was almost touchin cloth . I raced into the toilet and didn't bother to look at the toilet seat and sat in someone elses piss . f**k !!!!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #64: Sep 17, 2010 11:36:06 am
      I would like to punch the twunt in the throat that pissed all over the toilet seat at work . I had to go for a drive in the truck today to pick up some slabs of stone , and it's a hour drive each way . on the drive there I started to feel like I could take a dump so around 2 and a half hours later when I got back to work I was almost touchin cloth . I raced into the toilet and didn't bother to look at the toilet seat and sat in someone elses piss . f**k !!!!


      Nice! :S

      I f**king hate it when that happens though - I sympathise and share your annoyance!
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      Reply #65: Sep 17, 2010 02:44:12 pm
      That is f**king disgusting! But a bit funny too ;)

      Should of wiped it off, got a DNA test and knocked the w**ker out.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #66: Sep 20, 2010 10:32:03 am
      That red-faced, gum chewing, jammy dumbfuck, whiskey-nosed c**t up the east lancs.  Cricket score my arse you govan tramp.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #67: Sep 20, 2010 11:43:56 am
      That diving, cheating, Micheal Jackson wanna be, Nani.

      Cheating c**t.  :f_steam:
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #68: Sep 21, 2010 01:31:37 am
      That diving, cheating, Micheal Jackson wanna be, Nani.

      Cheating c**t.  :f_steam:
      Seconded.

      I think he's actually trying to out-do Ladyboy Ronaldo for being the biggest crying bi*ch of a player to ever wear a scum utd shirt. Was probably promised a BJ from whiskey nose after the game if he managed to get one of our players sent off.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #69: Sep 21, 2010 01:41:13 am
      Il finish writing my list tommorow
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #70: Sep 23, 2010 09:44:51 pm
      That B***ard who drove off and left his dog.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #71: Sep 23, 2010 10:46:59 pm
      The blue sh*te supporting taxi driver who I keep getting when I order a taxi, that keeps telling me how sh*t Rafa was and how he wasted over 200 million on bad players, no matter how many times I correct him, he still comes out with the same crap.

      Think I should change to another taxi company, 'cos seriously, one day I'll lose it and I'll have the cnut.

      And anyway, how the f**k can one of them lot EVER be in a position to criticize our club or manager  :tosser:
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #72: Sep 26, 2010 11:40:51 am
      Chris Addison, for being a smug, self-righteous middle-class liberal tosspot.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #73: Oct 10, 2010 06:59:07 pm
      Simon Jordan.  Bell-end mouthing off about LFC on 606 when he knows nothing about us.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #74: Oct 10, 2010 07:53:45 pm
      Piss Morgan.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #75: Oct 10, 2010 07:57:56 pm
      Ashley Cole, anyone who'd f**k about behinds Cheryl back needs punching in the throat.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #76: Oct 10, 2010 07:59:03 pm
      Ashley Cole, anyone who'd f**k about behinds Cheryl back needs punching in the throat.

      Anyone who'd cheat on any one needs a good hard kick in the nuts to be honest.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #77: Oct 10, 2010 08:03:52 pm
      I cannot believe nobody has said Hicks.

      Hicks is a C*NT and deserves to be shot, nevermind getting a punch in the throat.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #78: Oct 10, 2010 08:06:06 pm
      I cannot believe nobody has said Hicks.

      Hicks is a C*NT and deserves to be shot, nevermind getting a punch in the throat.

      We all have far worse things planned for this fellow, don't we?   ;)
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      Reply #79: Oct 10, 2010 08:07:46 pm
      We all have far worse things planned for this fellow, don't we?   ;)

      I had plans for him that I'm noy allowed to mention on these boards. :D
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #80: Oct 10, 2010 08:10:25 pm
      I cannot believe nobody has said Hicks.

      That is like saying "No-one said breathing" in the "what you are doing today" thread - it is just taken as a given :P
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #81: Oct 10, 2010 09:13:02 pm
      I had plans for him that I'm noy allowed to mention on these boards. :D

      Having him sexually abused by a Hippo?
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #82: Oct 10, 2010 09:46:21 pm
      Having him sexually abused by a Hippo?

      All I can say is it involves, amongst other things,  a cheese grater, some fire ants & a tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream.  Though the ice cream is for me & whoever else wants to watch.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #83: Oct 10, 2010 10:49:45 pm
      Ashley Cole, anyone who'd f**k about behinds Cheryl back needs punching in the throat.
      I'd like to f**k about behind Cheryls back Daz.
      All I can say is it involves, amongst other things,  a cheese grater, some fire ants & a tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream.  Though the ice cream is for me & whoever else wants to watch.
      Have you got a link Stu.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #84: Oct 11, 2010 01:02:58 am

      Just awaiting news from the high court, now where did I put the sodium pentathol.

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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #85: Nov 01, 2010 09:34:10 am
      lou macari
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #86: Nov 01, 2010 06:47:44 pm
      Steve Bruce,Sam Allerdice,The Steptoe Bros',Nani.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #87: Nov 01, 2010 06:52:08 pm
      Cher Lloyd.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #88: Jan 30, 2011 08:30:43 pm
      Everybody that is trying to buy Torres off us.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #89: Jan 31, 2011 05:20:21 am
      Everybody that is trying to buy Torres off us.
      I'd like to punch the main man himself at the moment.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #90: Jan 31, 2011 03:42:57 pm
      ^^
      Count me in!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #91: Jan 31, 2011 09:08:38 pm
      Roman Abramovic
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #92: Feb 02, 2011 07:18:17 pm
      Fernando Torres
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #93: Feb 20, 2011 07:11:19 pm
      Michel Platini
      David Moyles
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #94: Apr 10, 2011 08:37:39 pm
      Tony De las Heras (Tony De la Fuckwit!) NRL referee.

      Brett Kimmorely.

      gazza31


      Any non scouser :f_tongueincheek:

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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #95: Apr 10, 2011 10:20:14 pm
      Gazza 31.

      On behalf of crouchy and corbally
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #96: Apr 11, 2011 07:34:08 pm
      Paul Merson. I'd love to see him squeal I guess. Then when he's on the floor wincing about I'd tie him up, gag his mouth and then make him watch a specially concocted dvd of Barney Gumble's greatest hits over and over again.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #97: Apr 12, 2011 08:48:46 am
      All the Neville family.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #98: Apr 12, 2011 10:25:17 am
      Andy Townsend. He was a sh*t player and now talks like he's the absolute authority on anything football and for some reason, seems to find it difficult to say anything positive about LFC.

      Who are ya?
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #99: Apr 24, 2011 04:32:06 pm
      Chris Gayle.A bit late reaction but still it would feel great.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #100: Apr 24, 2011 04:33:58 pm
      Max Clifford
      Jordan
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #101: Apr 24, 2011 04:34:32 pm
      voice over in the movies guy
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #102: Apr 26, 2011 05:21:46 am
      Michael Ennis (Australian Rugby League player for the Bulldogs and fucken loudmouth/gobs***e)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #103: Apr 26, 2011 05:55:09 am
      Victor Chandellor. That c**t has stole my money!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #104: Apr 27, 2011 10:23:58 pm
      The lot of yous!!!!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #105: May 09, 2011 07:00:48 am
      Davina McCall (how the hell she finds work I dont know)

      Charlie Sheen (not because of his lifestyle, but simply because of that god awful show being rammed down our throat on Comedy Central.)

      Gary Neville (I cant stand the croaky voiced rat faced ugly b*stard !)

      Cherie Blair (nothing personal but something that ugly NEEDS punching !)
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #106: May 09, 2011 07:24:34 am
      Cherie Blair (nothing personal but something that ugly NEEDS punching !)
      :lmao:

      Welcome to the forum!
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #107: May 09, 2011 10:04:43 am
      Anything that looks and smell like scum. It'll make me feel better about a lot of things. ;D
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #108: May 09, 2011 04:53:35 pm
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #109: May 23, 2011 11:14:46 am
      Lakshmipathy Balaji.Guvvg away 21 runs in the last over to make your team lose deserves a big,hard punch.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #110: Aug 19, 2011 01:37:52 am
      Hugh Hefner

      smug c**t.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #111: Aug 19, 2011 01:43:00 am
      Gladstone Small.  Not because I particular dislike him, but because he has 'no neck' & I like a challenge.  :D
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #112: Aug 19, 2011 01:52:03 am
      Monica Lewinsky, so she can't deep throat anymore.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #113: Aug 19, 2011 02:02:23 am
      David Cameron.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #114: Aug 22, 2011 03:05:38 am
      The go compare advert singer - f**king compare this ya tw*t

      Michael Winner - I'll give you it's just an a freaking advert, my bollocks he's a walking advert for retroactive abortion

      Bono - repeatedly whilst holding a brick

      Gary Neville - 'cos he's him

      Now where did I put the rest of my list???
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #115: Aug 22, 2011 06:54:24 pm
      The go compare advert singer - f**king compare this ya tw*t

      Michael Winner - I'll give you it's just an a freaking advert, my bollocks he's a walking advert for retroactive abortion

      Bono - repeatedly whilst holding a brick

      Gary Neville - 'cos he's him

      Now where did I put the rest of my list???
      But he's the new Jesus, didn't anyone tell you?  :P
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #116: Aug 22, 2011 09:27:54 pm
      Take it up the Arsene Wenger.
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      Re: The who would you like to punch in the throat thread
      Reply #117: Aug 22, 2011 11:15:55 pm
      Bono - repeatedly whilst holding a brick

      But he's the new Jesus, didn't anyone tell you?  :P

      OK so no punching. However I have thought that Crucifixion is long due a comeback.

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