The who would you like to punch in the throat thread

Tiger Woods.

Just do it. Again. And again. And again.

Xavi - for tappin up Cesc even after he commited his future to us . Out of the league by January you say .

F**k you Xavi ....... facekick for you as well you arrogant twunt

That Kirdi Syrian dude for being a bum chum of the Yanks.

kelvin mackenzie - he was on would I lie to you on Dave. I quickly switched off, one look at his face and I thought, I'd like to punch that c**t in the throat.

kelvin mackenzie - he was on would I lie to you on Dave. I quickly switched off, one look at his face and I thought, I'd like to punch that c**t in the throat.

This.

Bet the c**t was right at place on that show! I found the idea of Kelvin MacKenzie lecturing on morals, whilst on public television, during Sachsgate f**king repulsive. Lying, obnoxious toad.

Lee W, a dick from my year at school. The spotty dick looked and acted like the Sherminator from American Pie.

Ga*y Nev*lle, Slur Awex Fwerguson

...and Robbie Williams, he is miserable tit. Was only a matter of time till his ego caved and he finally rejoined his 'brothers' in Take That.

kelvin mackenzie - he was on would I lie to you on Dave. I quickly switched off, one look at his face and I thought, I'd like to punch that c**t in the throat.

Brilliant , that is exactly the spirit i was after in this thread 

Jonathon Woss
Chris Evans
Anyone associated with Big Brother
Mick Hucknall
Anyone whose surnames Neville

Erm...Bruce Buck 

Andy Gray

Joey Barton (suprised he hasn't been mentioned yet?)
Harry Redknapp
Reality TV "stars"
Didier Drogba
Justin Bieber
Rio Ferdinand
Colin w**ker
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian etc.

Ricky Gervase always have the urge to kick this smug fat unfunny C**T  so hard between the legs he'll need a testicle retrieval op

my C**TY younger brother - just for breathing!

Jordan (or what ever the f**k she wants to call herself this week) do I you need an excuse?......

WAGs..... F**King parasites who make a living off their hubbys/boy friends backs (except for Posh & Cheryl both had a career before they married)

WAGs ..... For being F**King doormats  Toni Terry Prime example of this, grow a spine for crying out loud & do a Karen Parlour on him!!, & Abbey Clancy (who I happen to like) if she takes her advice &  goes back to Crouchy.

No dissing Abbey. She's perfection

Peter Walton. What an ugly fella.

Barcelona.

F**k off you tapping up F***ing cu*ts!!!!!!

Adam Johnson

Tony De las Heras (Tony De la Fuckwit!) NRL referee.

Brett Kimmorely.

gazza31

New NRL ones:

Wendell Sailor

Beau Ryan

Martin Broughton

I would like to punch the twunt in the throat that pissed all over the toilet seat at work . I had to go for a drive in the truck today to pick up some slabs of stone , and it's a hour drive each way . on the drive there i started to feel like i could take a dump so around 2 and a half hours later when i got back to work i was almost touchin cloth . I raced into the toilet and didn't bother to look at the toilet seat and sat in someone elses piss . F**k !!!!

I would like to punch the twunt in the throat that pissed all over the toilet seat at work . I had to go for a drive in the truck today to pick up some slabs of stone , and it's a hour drive each way . on the drive there I started to feel like I could take a dump so around 2 and a half hours later when I got back to work I was almost touchin cloth . I raced into the toilet and didn't bother to look at the toilet seat and sat in someone elses piss . f**k !!!!

Nice! :S

I F***ing hate it when that happens though - I sympathise and share your annoyance!

That is F***ing disgusting! But a bit funny too

Should of wiped it off, got a DNA test and knocked the w**ker out.

That red-faced, gum chewing, jammy dumbfuck, whiskey-nosed c**t up the east lancs.  Cricket score my arse you govan tramp.

That diving, cheating, Micheal Jackson wanna be, Nani.

Cheating c**t. 

That diving, cheating, Micheal Jackson wanna be, Nani.

Cheating c**t. 

Seconded.

I think he's actually trying to out-do Ladyboy Ronaldo for being the biggest crying bi*ch of a player to ever wear a scum utd shirt. Was probably promised a BJ from whiskey nose after the game if he managed to get one of our players sent off.