The who would you like to punch in the throat thread

Il finish writing my list tommorow

That B***ard who drove off and left his dog.

The blue sh*te supporting taxi driver who I keep getting when I order a taxi, that keeps telling me how sh*t Rafa was and how he wasted over 200 million on bad players, no matter how many times I correct him, he still comes out with the same crap.

Think I should change to another taxi company, 'cos seriously, one day I'll lose it and I'll have the cnut.

And anyway, how the F**k can one of them lot EVER be in a position to criticize our club or manager 

Chris Addison, for being a smug, self-righteous middle-class liberal tosspot.

Simon Jordan.  Bell-end mouthing off about LFC on 606 when he knows nothing about us.

Piss Morgan.

Ashley Cole, anyone who'd F**k about behinds Cheryl back needs punching in the throat.

Ashley Cole, anyone who'd f**k about behinds Cheryl back needs punching in the throat.

Anyone who'd cheat on any one needs a good hard kick in the nuts to be honest.

I cannot believe nobody has said Hicks.

Hicks is a c**t and deserves to be shot, nevermind getting a punch in the throat.

I cannot believe nobody has said Hicks.

Hicks is a c**t and deserves to be shot, nevermind getting a punch in the throat.

We all have far worse things planned for this fellow, don't we?  

We all have far worse things planned for this fellow, don't we?   

I had plans for him that I'm noy allowed to mention on these boards.

I cannot believe nobody has said Hicks.

That is like saying "No-one said breathing" in the "what you are doing today" thread - it is just taken as a given

I had plans for him that I'm noy allowed to mention on these boards.

Having him sexually abused by a Hippo?

Having him sexually abused by a Hippo?

All I can say is it involves, amongst other things,  a cheese grater, some fire ants & a tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream.  Though the ice cream is for me & whoever else wants to watch.

Ashley Cole, anyone who'd F**k about behinds Cheryl back needs punching in the throat.

I'd like to F**k about behind Cheryls back Daz.

All I can say is it involves, amongst other things,  a cheese grater, some fire ants & a tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream.  Though the ice cream is for me & whoever else wants to watch.

Have you got a link Stu.

Have you got a link Stu.

Just awaiting news from the high court, now where did I put the sodium pentathol.

lou macari

Steve Bruce,Sam Allerdice,The Steptoe Bros',Nani.

Cher Lloyd.

Everybody that is trying to buy Torres off us.

Everybody that is trying to buy Torres off us.

I'd like to punch the main man himself at the moment.

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Roman Abramovic