Things keeping me awake at night?

Since the footie season ended, I've had a terrible time sleeping at night. Everything seems to be keeping me awake until all hours, and when I try to Analise why? I realize I am worrying over the stupidest of things.............Here are this weeks topics on the worrying agenda..

If Dracula cant see his reflection in the mirror.........how does he get such a perfect part in his hair?
Why do they put frosted glass in the windows of airplane toilets?
If Frankensteins monster was made of parts from other peoples bodies.........who was previously walking round with that head?
The fella who was designing the Drawing Board?.....If he made a mistake .....what did he go back too?

I think it must be my age....anyone else having trouble sleeping? :action-smiley-027:

Yeah!
I want to know who first discovered you could milk a cow.........what were they thinking?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Yeah me
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission 

Yeah!
I want to know who first discovered you could milk a cow.........what were they thinking?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

when i was born, why didnt me mum christen me STELLA 

Yeah me
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission 

Clever. I like it. You can stay

If the police arrest a mime artist do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you leave your windscreen wipers going - could you park illegally without getting a ticket?

At this rate I'm never going to get any kip

Here's one for you Messiah! Why would anyone consider saying boo to a goose? 

Come back downstairs because seen a HUGE Spider beside my bed, and when I went to capture the bugger it got away. I'm not up for eating a Spider tonight!

If Dracula cant see his reflection in the mirror.........how does he get such a perfect part in his hair?
Why do they put frosted glass in the windows of airplane toilets?

I think it must be my age....anyone else having trouble sleeping? :action-smiley-027:

Haha mate of all the things you've said I didn't know lots of them were true..
Why can't Dracula see his reflection?
And maybe so people who feel sick from flying and are puking in the toilet don't feel more sick from looking out the window?  :confuzzled:

Stuff keeping me awake at the mo are:
My new hamster running in his wheel, and just generally being beautiful :hearts:
Worrying about jobs, and the interview I have on Thursday.
Worrying about exam results.

My eldest left for China at the weekend, to take up a teaching position in a brand new school out there.
He sent me an e mail this morning to say he went out for a meal last night, with his new workmates............... .and " the meatballs out there..........
really are the dogs bollocks".....anyone got any sleeping tablets

I start a new job on Monday, but I still have my old job as well, going to try to do both, more money but loads more hassle and stress.  That keeps me awake at night.

BUT the most annoying thing keeping me awake, is the HEAT!   Waking up in the middle of the night sweating like a Turkish Wrestler's jock strap!!  just gone & bought a fan, hope it works, it's not even the middle of summer yet.

DH

The only thing that keeps me awake at night is my Mrs, and no it's not for that! , She has weird dreams and some nights she is twitching away like Michael Flatley doing a Riverdance show. A few months ago I woke up one morning with a nose like Fergie when He's out on the ale it was that red it glowed in the dark, so I take my nose and show it to my wife who then starts to apologise profusely. She then tells me that over the last few nights she had been having nightmares about mice and during the night when she was half asleep she could swear there was one of the little swine's poking out the bed on the pillow next to her, so she cracks it as hard as she can with her best Mike Tyson Replica punch but it didn't move so gathering up some courage she puts the bedside lamp on and notices to her horror (so she says?) that there is no mouse and she has lamped me one on the nose instead!
So you think you might have trouble sleeping? I'm to scared to sleep in case she starts having nightmares about worms next because then I'm really in trouble.

The only things keeping me awake at night at the mo are :

 1. New Job starting Monday

 2. What clothes will i take away on hols with me without having to pay excess baggage charges - again !!   

 3. Whens that yellow ticker on SSN gonna tell us Reds something we are interested in !! 

when I was born, why didnt me mum christen me STELLA 

 

I think that's gonna be your new nickname for me now Smigger. Sorry, I mean Stella 

So you think you might have trouble sleeping? I'm to scared to sleep in case she starts having nightmares about worms next because then I'm really in trouble.

I think you'd probably be best listening out for the mating call of the horn rimmed water buffalo mate! 
(that still makes me laugh that  )

I think you'd probably be best listening out for the mating call of the horn rimmed water buffalo mate! 
(that still makes me laugh that  )

At least if she is making that noise I know she is asleep!, by the way Kenny mate if my Mrs ever asks I didn't call her that as she obviously looks like an angel when she's sleeping :

At least if she is making that noise I know she is asleep!, by the way Kenny mate if my Mrs ever asks I didn't call her that as she obviously looks like an angel when she's sleeping :

Of course! That goes without saying mate 
What makes me laugh about it, is the reference to somebody snoring! I just know for a fact the next time I hear snoring, a horn rimmed water buffalo will pop into my head and then I'll be off laughing...

The only things keeping me awake at night is house hunting with all the fixed rates and mumbo jumbo that I don't understand. And the football shirt game.

Ahh I have a job, maybe two now, wohoo

My interview today kept me awake last night though!

Well Done Nicola...........Thats great I am very pleased for you....Well Done

You shouldnt have worried tho, if you had'nt got the job....you could have sent me and the boy's round....

haha Genbuck that post made me laugh!

Things keeping me up a night.

1. cousin going to afganastan in september

2. how to break the news to smigger thats it's time for her to get off the road becasue im about to get on!

haha Genbuck that post made me laugh!

Things keeping me up a night.

1. cousin going to afganastan in september

2. how to break the news to smigger thats it's time for her to get off the road becasue im about to get on!

First of all, good luck to your cousin mate. Hope he/she comes back safely.
And second of all, you best break that news to Smigger after you've given her a bottle of Stella 

By the way, well done Nicola on the new job!!!!!

Cheers redkenny, sure he'll be fine.
Smigger can you let me know when you've been on the stella? I have something to tell you! 

I've got one...new to all this, so may be way off the 'loon' mark:

Animal Testing or Human Guinea Pig???

This first Suppository!

Now would you be the guy to step forward for this one?