Carlton Cole (West Ham)

Just no. Please no.

so Carlton Cole calls himself a "striker". like come on, he scored 2 goals against a weakened United side in the cup, but the funny thing is that it was his first time scoring 2 goals in a proper first team game for club and country in  something like 8 or 9 years. that is ridiculous.

Surely Comolli and NESV will block this deal?

10m on someone who's almost 28? And only scored 50 goals?

F***ing hell this deal better not happen.

He was F***ing useless today, the lad is a F***ing donkey how the F**k can West Ham put a £10 million price tag on him with a straight face.

If this deal happens in January I will never ever forgive anyone involved in the deal and Comoli reputation to me as a superscout will be F***ing destroyed.

 

Can't we get RLB to tweet JWH's wife to say please don't let this happen, ever! Surely she'd get the message across to JWH.

Rather have Huntelaar.

yeAHH CUZ HES GNA come to us ay he u thick tw*t
cole is absolutely shocking, may as well make a move for darren byfield
Should be looking at the likes off Mario Gomez, Karim Benzema and even Peter Odemwingie who has looked good so far in the premier league

yeAHH CUZ HES GNA come to us ay he u thick tw*t
cole is absolutely shocking, may as well make a move for darren byfield
Should be looking at the likes off Mario Gomez, Karim Benzema and even Peter Odemwingie who has looked good so far in the premier league

Yeah like that c**t at Madrid is gonna let a player move to Liverpool and how much would Benzema cost?

yeAHH CUZ HES GNA come to us ay he u thick tw*t

In English?

No thanks, Another Heskey!

at least someone is speaking some sense
we may as well and try and get dean windass out of retirement

at least someone is speaking some sense
we may as well and try and get dean windass out of retirement

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I think the VAST majority agree with you that he is a crock of sh*t mate.

Anyone really believe that Liverpool could sign this donkey? only way this man could be described as a striker is if he doesn't play ! complete bollocks this !

The thing that worries me is that we were very close to signing him.  It's a joke to be honest and if this is the standard of player we are aiming for then, well you just have to ask why?  He certainly won't improve the squad, I'd rather stick with what we have.

he scored twice yesterday, sign him up

Ahh please let this thread die, I don't want to be reminded that we were ever interested in this w*nk player.

"A Cole for a Cole" deal would be fun, but I'd prefer Ashley if possible.

If we signed this lad I'm have to be commited to a mental institution. He is going on 28 and yesterday was the first time he has scored 2 league goals in a match.

 I think that is all you need to know about this over rated turd of sh*t.

He's scored two goals yesterday, he's world class this fella

His two goals yesterday were against our parent club Fulham FC. Get him in.

His two goals yesterday were against our parent club Fulham FC. Get him in.

Not really convinced, don't forget that Fulham defense is no longer that wall who impressed Europe last year, since we signed their best player, Paul "The Wall" Konchesky.

(or perhaps they no longer play with 8 defenders as we signed their manager)

Second goal was quality I have to say.

Saw this quality article saying he has all the ability but needs to 'believe more' in himself

Looks like this lad will be the new striker.....

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6622051,00.html

If we sign Carlton Cole, Roy Hodgson and Damien Comolli should be sacked on the spot.

99.99% of Liverpool fans know he isn't good enough and don't want him anywhere near a Liverpool shirt.