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Hiya gang, just got up after a long, long trip home form Turkey yesterday, was totally knackered but thoroughly enjoyed it - plenty of ale, football, sunshine and food- cant beat it !!  was sitting in a bar watching the reds on Saturday and there was another game going on in the next bar along (Rangers I think) , they couldn't believe the amount of times we were jumping out of our seats celebrating our goals, they thought it was a wind up !! 

Lots of Irish Reds around as well, and unfortunately, Mancs    I threatened to throw their MUFC beach towel in the pool at one point but then pointed out to them that that would contaminate the water !! 

All in all a brilliant holiday and only one white bit to show for it 

Have I missed anything while I've been away then guys ? 

Welcome home Smig, glad you enjoyed your time away!

Think that'll leave you open for invitiations to the Very Hot Woman Thread! Your white bits would be a sure fire way for a few positive votes

Well in on condemning the mancs! Shouldn't be allowed in with the real civilisation should they? Glad their holidays were dampened a bit by your abuse and the fact we're sitting pretty at the top of the league! Bet that looked so much better in the sunshine ay Smig?

Welcome home Smig, glad you enjoyed your time away!

Think that'll leave you open for invitiations to the Very Hot Woman Thread! Your white bits would be a sure fire way for a few positive votes

Well in on condemning the mancs! Shouldn't be allowed in with the real civilisation should they? Glad their holidays were dampened a bit by your abuse and the fact we're sitting pretty at the top of the league! Bet that looked so much better in the sunshine ay Smig?

Your right there CRK, and the fact that the chelski sh*te got beat polished my holiday off a treat 

Your right there CRK, and the fact that the chelski sh*te got beat polished my holiday off a treat 

I'll bet it did! I spent most of the weekend in an 'intoxicated state', with a good few litres of various alchohols knocking my inards about! But I took an hour or so out to fully enjoy Villa smashing em! Lets hope they keep this form going! (Chelsea not Villa )

Welcome home smiggs dear 

Glad you had a brill time, and your home safe and sound.
How many broken hearts have you left out there ?, or are they saying thank fcuk she's gone  .

Smigger, do you fancy going on another holiday?

Just that we scored 10 goals without you.

If we don't score 5 (our new average) in our next game then you're in bother.

Welcome home smiggs dear 

Glad you had a brill time, and your home safe and sound.
How many broken hearts have you left out there ?, or are they saying thank fcuk she's gone  .

A bit of both there I think Tommo    Saw the beer trucks arriving to replenish the bars just as I left    They were nipping over to Ibiza when they were finished to fill up after RedKenny as well   

Smigger, do you fancy going on another holiday?

Just that we scored 10 goals without you.

If we don't score 5 (our new average) in our next game then you're in bother.

Yeah, but was watching them on me hols KK, I dont mind going on another holiday if you all want to have a whip round 

They were nipping over to Ibiza when they were finished to fill up after RedKenny as well   

You know what Smiggs, I had to put up with San Miguel nearly all the time I was there! I was so offended. 
Glad you had a good time. I think me and the rest of the lads are expecting some holiday snaps soon.... The Very Hot Woman Thread is where you post them 
Good to hear you giving them mancs some stick. I wound some manc up at the bar where LFC where supposed to be on. Said to him "have you been out all night and just turned up at the bar now?". "yes" he replied with enthusiasm in his voice. So I said it looks like you've been partying all night and woke up in a pile of sh*t - best change that shirt!! 

And plus it is the year I do my GCSE'S so I won't have time to do anything because I will be revising. Stupid exams, I hate exams!!

Yesterday I found out some of my GCSE results for the exams I did in Year 10 in May. Just thought I would share them with you, I got 2 As and a B . I'm quite happy with those, now I've got to do the rest of my exams this year.

You know what Smiggs, I had to put up with San Miguel nearly all the time I was there! I was so offended. 
Glad you had a good time. I think me and the rest of the lads are expecting some holiday snaps soon.... The Very Hot Woman Thread is where you post them 
Good to hear you giving them mancs some stick. I wound some manc up at the bar where LFC where supposed to be on. Said to him "have you been out all night and just turned up at the bar now?". "yes" he replied with enthusiasm in his voice. So I said it looks like you've been partying all night and woke up in a pile of sh*t - best change that shirt!! 

Do you know what RK ?  I had to put up with that Effes lager !!  tut tut !!  The things you do for a good night out  : 

Yesterday I found out some of my GCSE results for the exams I did in Year 10 in May. Just thought I would share them with you, I got 2 As and a B . I'm quite happy with those, now I've got to do the rest of my exams this year.

well done mate !!

You know what Smiggs, I had to put up with San Miguel nearly all the time I was there! I was so offended. 

Yeah, I had to drink a lot of that in Barcelona too. Estrella was only two letters out from being Stella though, so I gave that a go & it was actually pretty nice.

Yeah, I had to drink a lot of that in Barcelona too. Estrella was only two letters out from being Stella though, so I gave that a go & it was actually pretty nice.

Yeah, Estrella was very nice. Only served it in a few restaurants though. Tell you what else was a really nice spanish lager while we were there, Cruzcampo. Could sit in the sun and sup that all day long!
Right, that's enough persuasion for me to go out for a drink tonight!! Nice one Eddie! 

Right, that's enough persuasion for me to go out for a drink tonight!! Nice one Eddie! 

You know you can rely on me

In other news... the missus has made me buy the following chair.

For the dog to sit on.

Jodie Tub Chair - Chocolate. Jodie features a classic tub design with stylish curved arms. The range is upholstered with 100% cotton and has rubberwood legs, stained to a natural finish. The seats are foam-filled and backs give firm support. Jodie is ideal for everyday home use.Professional cleaning only.Minimal assembly required to fit legs.Size (W)82, (D)68, (H)76cm.Floor to seat height 42cm.Depth of seat 50cm.Width between arms 49cm.Seat back height 34cm.

And yes - I am serious.

ha ha PMSL f***in hell are u made of money JD mate?
when I last had a dog (god rest her soul) she was lucky to get a few minutes on the couch without being advised to move quickly out of my dad's way never mind her own chair!

Sorry guys, but who is this guy, ican't remember

ha ha PMSL f***in hell are u made of money JD mate?
when I last had a dog (god rest her soul) she was lucky to get a few minutes on the couch without being advised to move quickly out of my dad's way never mind her own chair!

Oh, hang on, the missus says it's not just for him to sit on - it's to stop him jumping up at the window at the window cleaner when we're out.

Does anybody want the missus? I'll throw in the above mentioned tub chair as well.

Sorry guys, but who is this guy, i can't remember

Please guys, who is the boy on the pic

Please guys, who is the boy on the pic

Keep your friggin hair on.

It's Stephen Darby.

Keep your friggin hair on.

It's Stephen Darby.

10x mate

Keep your friggin hair on.

It's Stephen Darby.

Hahaha funny, you made me laugh then

Oh, hang on, the missus says it's not just for him to sit on - it's to stop him jumping up at the window at the window cleaner when we're out.

Haha, brilliant.. But how is it gonna stop him jumping up at the window?! My nan's dog gets on the back of the chair and has her nose against the window when my nan goes out

Haha, brilliant.. But how is it gonna stop him jumping up at the window?! My nan's dog gets on the back of the chair and has her nose against the window when my nan goes out

Exactly Nicola.

Bless her. She is a woman mind.

If the missus has made you buy that. Don't you think you should make her buy something for you? Put your foot down JD...

Pissed off today, got a stinking hangover & I didn't even have the pleasure of getting drunk.

I only had four pints last night, enough to get me slightly tipsy, but I feel like I had about 15!

And I'm at work today