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Well, I'VE GOT A TICKET FOR TUESDAY AGAINST TOULOUSE!!

I can't believe it.  Bloody lucky too.

Well, I'VE GOT A TICKET FOR TUESDAY AGAINST TOULOUSE!!

I can't believe it.  Bloody lucky too.

Please pitch invade so I know who you are!

Please pitch invade so I know who you are!

I will also be wearing a pink wig, along with a Chelsea shirt. 

I'll pull a moonie just for you

So what you all dream about last night lads? Had a good sleep? Looking forward to the footy?

So what you all dream about last night lads? Had a good sleep? Looking forward to the footy?

Morning mate,

Had a bit of a bad dream last night, I crashed my car & I was in a bad way. I can't remember much else about the dream, but I woke up shitting myself.

Roll on 12.45! I've got a couple of appointments at work so I'm only gonna catch bits of the first half, but I should be able to watch the whole of the second half.

Morning mate,

Had a bit of a bad dream last night, I crashed my car & I was in a bad way. I can't remember much else about the dream, but I woke up shitting myself.

Roll on 12.45! I've got a couple of appointments at work so I'm only gonna catch bits of the first half, but I should be able to watch the whole of the second half.

Well I'm starting me new job today! And I'm in at 1 o'clock! bas**rds!

And The Harlech Castle is now officially open again ladies and gentlemen, and I'm working there again! Better owners in now, which is nice as I like having a job at the top of my street!

Well I'm starting me new job today! And I'm in at 1 o'clock! bas**rds!

They're showing the game though aren't they? Otherwise it'll have to be a sicky on your first day

They're showing the game though aren't they? Otherwise it'll have to be a sicky on your first day

Well it's not the pub today! I don't even want to say where I'm working as it's not very good!  Football related though, and if anyone knows where County Road is, you may well guess!  I'll keep me phone on me and watch the extended highlights tonight!

Give us the phone number & I'll phone through a bomb thret. Place will be closed for at least a few hours

You working at Goodison then?

You working at Goodison then?

Nail on the head KK, I'm sad to say! And what a sh*t job it is too!

Been drafted in as a supervisor so the moneys not bad, but you get loads of agency sh*te who don't know what they're doing! Plus they don't get proper beer pumps in, and the foods sh*te!  It's only for the blueshite though so I let half the pies get burnt! 

Give us the phone number & I'll phone through a bomb thret. Place will be closed for at least a few hours

A bomb threat would have been lovely, but it would have disturbed them drawing with Blackburn! And we wouldn't want that

Met Mark Hughes and Glen Roeder before, and a swift gab with the one and only, Steve McManaman! Perks of a sh*t job ay?

and a swift gab with the one and only, Steve McManaman! Perks of a sh*t job ay?

You should have told him to go back to Madrid!! 

Don't worry about working at Goodison mate. It's good to have a true red infesting their stinking ground....
Just think, they had a five time european champion gracing their patch!! 

Morning all!

Morning Eddie. How are you today?

Bored. There's absolutely nothing going on at work today, and my throat hurts cos I'm smoking too much to pass the time.

Try this game if it works. It's called disorientation.

http://www.arcadetown.com/search_games.asp?gameName=disorientation&submit.x=2&submit.y=11

Bored. There's absolutely nothing going on at work today, and my throat hurts cos I'm smoking too much to pass the time.

Stump it out then! 

I'm sure there are some good porn websites you can go on to pass the time. 

Hmm... anyone go to the match last night?  I did, brilliant

Eddie, have a play around on the hot woman thread, that should keep you occupied for a while

I go back to school tomorrow and I am not looking forward to it. :'( :'( :'( The only good thing is that I go in at 1:30pm, so I am only going to be in for an hour and half

Good afternoon all!

Just had to sort me room out (one of the downsides of still living with your Mam) and put a load of sh*te in the shed! So I've got a clean room and worked out biceps from shifting tins of paint! And I can finally chill!

What's everyone upto?

I go back to school tomorrow and I am not looking forward to it. :'( :'( :'( The only good thing is that I go in at 1:30pm, so I am only going to be in for an hour and half

Unlucky mate! Don't worry, the first half term will be here soon enough! I get another break from Uni then and I'm off to Norway for a piss up

Unlucky mate! Don't worry, the first half term will be here soon enough! I get another break from Uni then and I'm off to Norway for a piss up

And plus it is the year I do my GCSE'S so I won't have time to do anything because I will be revising. Stupid exams, I hate exams!!

Just keep your head down and get them outta the way! My life was a scream after me GCSE's! Sixth Form was hilarious and now I'm a fully fledged Forensics Student who is rarely sober!  Fun times! 

Hiya gang, just got up after a long, long trip home form Turkey yesterday, was totally knackered but thoroughly enjoyed it - plenty of ale, football, sunshine and food- cant beat it !!  was sitting in a bar watching the reds on Saturday and there was another game going on in the next bar along (Rangers i think) , they couldn't believe the amount of times we were jumping out of our seats celebrating our goals, they thought it was a wind up !! 

Lots of Irish Reds around as well, and unfortunately, Mancs    I threatened to throw their MUFC beach towel in the pool at one point but then pointed out to them that that would contaminate the water !! 

All in all a brilliant holiday and only one white bit to show for it 

Have i missed anything while I've been away then guys ?