"Manscaping"

Might be few crossed wires here, I only mean having them trimmed not shaven off ! just getting rid of the odd stray growing hair thats all !

It's my first time in this thread, I've seen the title at least one thousand times and always assumed it was about guys that liked actual gardening.

On occasion I'll shave the marbles beard and give it's hair an aul trim for neatness, plus it enhances the WHOA factor for women when I take 'em off. But...
Lads, are yis seriously waxing your chests?

I take pride in my Gorilla chest, in my personal chest jungle, it's a blanket for the cold people and it asserts my manliness for... I AM MAN!

Not me, mate. I don't do anything with my retro-80s Hasselhoff chestwig.

Chest hair is a no no for me. I get it off as soon as i see stubble.

My friend works at a wax parlour. I get a back and chest for half price.

I've been well and truly 'Scaped 

Can now present myself on the beach with no worries, unlike some of our German friends 

Thats one country i couldn't live in. The hair in that nation would force me to speak out and get my head knocked in by a woman three times the size of me.

Okay so I'm gonna cut a long story short here.

I cut my ass.

Okay so I'm gonna cut a long story short here.

I cut my ass.

 

You shaving the crack? brave man.

Bath time's going to be fun for Dmasta!     

Been a long time since anyone's shaved on here - got to be some hairy sweaty bollox around  

mine we're sweaty this morning but not a hair in sight 

Okay so I'm gonna cut a long story short here.

I cut my ass.

Done it once but it's itchy as F**k and you sweat like a pig and the farts sound noisier !

Pubes get trimmed and sometimes depending on what bird I'm with my hardly hairy chest gets done as well.

I hope this brings you all as much pleasure as it did me typing it.

Okay so I'm gonna cut a long story short here.

I cut my ass.

I'm laughing at you now for what you're going to experience in three or four days time.

PS. Wax next time.

I'm laughing at you now for what you're going to experience in three or four days time.

PS. Wax next time.

What am I going to experience?

mine we're sweaty this morning but not a hair in sight 

Done it once but it's itchy as F**k and you sweat like a pig and the farts sound noisier !

What am I going to experience?

Uncomfortable, stubbly regrowth?

It's winter here so i'm reluctant to go the full gung-ho. That means my leg hairs are left untouched, my chest and back also.

Still shaving ye ol' testicles and the surrounding regions. The arse is just getting trimmed. I learnt my mistake when i got a bit too close to the wormhole.

Think I'll have to wait a bit before giving me meat and two veg a new do as I don't want to cut the pimple that's currently on me testies.

Dmasta, you really speak your mind!

A few drinks with you could well be the funniest thing ever

So this is what you left The late night thread for Lazy?

You make me sick

I dont see any problem with it.  Their is no reason a dude cant trim his junk.  I dont shave it but I have used a beard trimmer to cut it real short and keep it neat.  I dont shave my legs or chest because it itches like hell.

Fresh out of the shower, bald as a b***ard down below, slighty receeding on top !

I don't really speak my mind that much. If I did I'd have made 20,000 posts with the word boobies in.