La Liga

Will anybody at Barca ever say "do you know what, we could do with a couple of sh*t hot centre halves"?

They did.
We weren't selling.

That was outside the box.

Ooh Red Card.

Ha Ha Ha.
Neymar fell over his own leg.

Ramos is unlucky there but he's still a c**t.

Ramos 19th red card of his career. He makes Lee catermole look like an angel

Unless this game gets 9 goals or more, I won't be that impressed.

Ramos 19th red card of his career. He makes Lee catermole look like an angel

21:25:
 Real Madrid 3-3 Barcelona
Let's just drink that stat in - 19 career red cards for Real Madrid and Spain defender Sergio Ramos. That really is remarkable.

Like a world-class version of Lee Cattermole.

BBC quoting you there mate. 

Haha we have a mole on the forums 

Why does no one get booked for diving in Spain?

Maybe because every game would get called off when it got down to 7 players each side...

Ooooooooooh

Hat-trick for Messi. 4-3

I've no idea what the commentators are saying,
but the emotion in their voices makes this fantastic.

Great pen considering the pressure. Looked like another harsh decision to award it though

F**k me, Mascherano hasn't scored a league goal since he played for us against Reading.

And oh what's this, Messi scoring a hat trick for a change? Mad game this like.

Alonso gets booked for complaining to the ref.

Ronaldo booked.

I've no idea what the commentators are saying,
but the emotion in their voices makes this fantastic.

Better that than having to listen to Andy Gray like I am at the moment.

Better that than having to listen to Andy Gray like I am at the moment.

Ha. Definitely.

This ref has had a shocker

Tough game to manage, they throw themselves at every opportunity but lot of soft/non fouls in this one

Modric booked.

Morata on for Modric.

Going against the grain, I think the third pen was correct.

Great game this, shows how far away Englih clubs are from this standard of football, it's another world.